It okay to laugh out loud and let the world see your smile instead of your tears
.Offer them what they are not expecting so that they will look away and seek for
closure and gossip.It all about being left dissapointed
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Once upon a time there lived a king. Whenever any of his servants would do something to displease him, he would feed them to a pack of wild dogs that he kept in a special cage. Now this king had a servant who had served his master loyally for 10 years. One day this servant did something to displease the king, so the king ordered that he be fed to the wild dogs.
“I served you for ten years and this is what I get in return? Please, give me ten days respite, then feed me to the dogs,” the servant begged the king. The king agreed. The servant then went to the keeper of the wild dogs and asked if he could help him take care of the dogs for the next ten days. The keeper was baffled, but agreed.
So for the next ten days, the servant served the dogs. He fed them, bathed them and played with them. He took them out for exercise, stroked them and spoke kind words to them.
When the ten days were up, the king arrived to witness his servant being thrown to the dogs. But when the servant was thrown into the cage, something unexpected happened…
The dogs did not eat the servant as expected. Instead, they embraced him and loved him. The King was puzzled, and asked his servant what was going on?
The servant replied: My Lord, I have been nice to these dogs for only 10 days, and they did not eat me. I have been loyal to you for 10 years, but you fed me to the dogs…
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When your Bae is treating you so good
that you even thinking of calling
all your EX’s and dump them again…
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The movement u want to make soundless fart inside a Taxi,
and u poo on ur cloth, and the passenger start looking u
immediately , u will start talking nonsense. You will be like ” shit…. see how dis traffic light is smelling shit…
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Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?
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I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I’m not lying
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I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇
Babe, I’m cheating
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Men with beards 50 years ago: “I’m going to the woods to chop down some trees.”
Men with beards today: “I’m going to the shops. There’s a new face mask that’s gluten-free.”
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I went 2 see a friend from a very rich family. D maid approached Mε̲̣̣̣̥ & asked.
MAID: What would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. …
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or still water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Entlek get me an empty glass
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Stop taking pictures with people’s cars and at people’s gate,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life.
👂👂👂👂😅😅😅
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“Books Before Boys
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Because Boys Bring Babies
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Look now Babies are Bringing R500s
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If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!
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Hearts beat seventy one times a minute, Even if your heart beats only once a minute,You will still live because seventy one times my heart beats for you..
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A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: ‘Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?’
Teacher: ‘Of course not.’
Student: ‘Good, because I haven’t done my homework.’
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Do u remember those awkward days at school?😊😄
1.When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem but u already answered it😥
2.When another students asks for a graph paper bt u are finished and didn’t see anywhere it was required 😥
3.When the invigilator says skip question 6 we wll fix it later but it was the question u enjoyed the most😀
4.When question 1.5 says use answer of 1.4 to answer this question but you didn’t know the answer of 1.4😲
5.When ppl are using rulers and u are wondering whats going on 🤔
6.When u hear ur friends arguing after exams whether the answer was 35.5%or 36% but ur answer was 25000……
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The less we Talk
the more Our words Mean
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