Lucky Dube Was The Only Member Of The “Dube” Family
Who Didn’t Bother Us 😊♥ ,
Unlike Lilian Dube And Desmond Dube 😏😏 .. Yerr
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No matter how fast the taxi driver is going . There’s always that person who is in a hurry more than the driver when the driver over takes you’ll hear them say mxm to show that the driver is doing nothing
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Some people feel shy taking a taxi*
*to town because they own cars on*
*facebook*
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I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥
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Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back
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You are strong enough to handle your tests, wise enough to find a solution to your problems, and capable enough to persevere. You’re going to do great this week. Breathe, all is well.
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Happiness is not the absence of problems,
it’s the ability to deal with them.
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A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.
He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.
To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.
After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.
His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!
But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,
And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,
And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.
After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!
The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,
That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“
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I’ve text most of the people on my phone asking what IDK means…
They all said I don’t know! Nobody knows. What does it mean guys?
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i dont beg anymore…
Im even gonna Cook food at my funeral Myself
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Fake Friends – Never ask for food🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 🍻🍻🍻..
Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍶🍶🍶 🍩🍩🍩🍺🍺🍺
Fake Friends – Call your parents mr. / Mrs.👫👫👪
Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom👫👫👫👫
Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😞😒😞
Real Friends – Cry with you😭😭😭😭
Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back🎳🎳
Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🔨🔨 🔩🔩
Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..🎆
Real Friends – Could write a book about you📝📝📝📝💾
Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door.. 🐢🐢
Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🐤🐤🐤
Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over😑😑😑
Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”😁😁
Fake Friends – Are around for a while..😒😒
Real Friends – Are for life🙌🙌
Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😒😒
Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it☺☺
Fake Friends – will read this.😒😒
Real Friends- will comment his/her best friend name
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Whites: No buddy you bought the wrong
beer.
Blacks: I said come with Heineken, you
came back with your mom.
But Blacks why do you really have to
mention our parents where is not even
necessary?
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When you’ve already said Goodnight😪 to your girlfriend👵
–
Boom your crush is online📲
You’ll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
“Babe I’m giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend”
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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…
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Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well.
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Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations.
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Zimbabwean guy quoted 10 million.
Trump asked Chinese guy, “how did you come about 3 million?”
Chinese guy replies, “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, “3 million for paint, 2 million for labour,
2 million profit”.
Again Trump asked the zimbabwean guy the same question, He replied; “4 million for you, 3 million for me,
and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!!!”
Let me park here
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