A man bought a book in library nd he returned a book nd blaming the manager that this Novel got so many names no story at all nd the manager got angry nd said “Idiot you are the one who took the attendence book”

I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing

My Ex Posted a Pic yesterday With Her Bae And Got 3 Likes..
im so happy

There Are Some People On Ur Friend List
Who
Look At Your Timeline All The Time
,But They Don’t Really Like You ,So They
Never Comment Or Like ,Anything You
Post…….
But They Won’t Delete You Cause They’re
Too Scared Not To Know
What You’re Doing

Doctor to patient: How did you hurt yourself so badly?

Patient: I simply asked my wife, “where have you been?”

She replied: “To the beauty parlour”,

I just asked:”Was it closed?”

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.

Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha

black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!

Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”

Last Time I Was An Important Member Of My Family Was In 2004
When I Was The Only One Who Could Connect A DVD Player

I’ve started receiving texts mostly from ladies like:
“Its being a while”
“I Missed you so much”.
“You’re so sweet my dear”.
“Where are you?”
😳😳😳
BUT
No weapon formed against my wallet will prosper this Valentines day
Amen