Before Corona kills me. I have a confession to make to South Africa.
Bheki Cele was dating Hellen Zille in the 80’s and she cheated on him 7 times while she was drunk.
This is why he hates Alcohol

Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day”
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Kate: “That’s impossible”
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Doctor: why?
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Kate: I have only 4 Glasses at home

When my crush text

Her: hey are you good??
Me: yes especially in bed

I have finally given up on Africans ✋ -_-
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How can somebody steal a white Goat and dye it black and the owner of the Goat come and say she knows the smile of her Goat?

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
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Be like drugs 💊💉
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let them die for you..

This 1 got me laughing.
Three pastors met & agreed to
sincerely tell each other their
problems which must be kept a
secret between the three of them.
The first pastor said; my problem
is money l do steal even from the
church offering. Please pray for
me. The second pastor; mine is
women. Whenever l see any woman
my desire will be to go to bed with
her, infact l have slept with most
of the church (female) members.
Turning to the third pastor to hear
his problem he started crying (it
took his friends some effort to
calm him). When they asked him
to continue, he was still crying, he
said my problem is gossiping,
when we leave this place everybody
will hear all what the two of you
have just told me. Please pray for
me! The two pastors fainted. Don’t
spoil the fun, pass it on to make
people laugh.

You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi

When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..