ARRivE aS a kiNG.
LEavE aS a LeGeNd.
Be Remembered aS a GREATEST
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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, “OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish. The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?” The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete… how much steel…! No. Think of another wish.” The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women… know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment…know why they’re crying…know what they really want when they say, ‘Nothing’…know how to make them truly happy….” The genie said, “You want that bridge two lanes or four?”
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Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?”
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
“If your husband agrees then yes I surely will.”
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Don’t educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price.
“Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food”
The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to
give up he will find one reason to hold on.
There is a lot of difference between
human being and being human.
A Few understand it.
You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between You have to manage!
If u want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone
But if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together.
If you see the moon You see the beauty of God.
If you see the Sun You see the power of God.
And If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD.
So Believe in YOURSELF.
We all are tourists &
God is our travel agent who already
fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations.
So Trust him & Enjoy the “Trip” called LIFE.
U are important to me Friend
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My uncle saved his girlfriend number as Low Battery…whenever his phone ring and he is not around*…. *His wife just connect it to a charger and life goes on*…..
😂😂😂
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In front of all the people here ,
I have to tell you that i am deeply in love with you..
You are my everything..
You are the reason that i wake up with a big smile kn mu face every morning♥️
God bless you my backbone
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i Commented “You Look So Cute🔥♥” On My Girl’s Pic
And She Replied “Thanks Bro” 😔😓 ..
What is Happening ? 😥😰 I’m Not Understanding
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PLEASE do not go down. What you
are about to see will surprise you.
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SWEETHEART, PLEASE I SAID DO NOT
SCROLL DOWN…
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OMG!! DIDN’T U HEAR ME….
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BIKO, WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN!
DO NOT GO…..
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I WARNED YOU. DO NOT SAY I DID
NOT WARN YOU…….
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FOR THE LAST TIME. HONEY, STOP
RIGHT THERE…..
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WOW!!! You made it all the way
here. Now receive the blessings.
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YOU WILL WALK IN GOD’S HUMOR
FULL OF BLESSINGS…..
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PEOPLE WILL NEVER LOOK DOWN
UPON YOU….
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PEOPLE SHALL REMEMBER YOU FOR
GOOD……
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HAPPINESS & SUCCESS SHALL NEVER
CEASE IN YOUR WAY/LIFE……
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SHOWERS OF FAVOR FROM GOD
WILL FOLLOW YOU & YOUR FAMILY…..
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NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST
YOU & UR FAMILY SHALL PROSPER
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Write *AMEN* & *LIKE* if you believe in God’s work…
Please share for others to see…
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If you are reading this….have a blessed😍, wonderful😊 and glorious😘 night.
Be Protected and blessed
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Since I Was Born I Have Never Seen A Police Uniform
On A Washing Line
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I named my dog with my ex ‘s name “pretty”
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it makes me feel better everytime i say”pretty voetsek ” ……
voetsek maan pretty !!!
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What we desire is not always, what we Get..
But unknowingly many times we get things much more than what we Expect..
These are called “Blessings”
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I went to a dentist this morning. While we were in the queue with other patients. There was these beautiful young lady sitted next to me, I thought everything about her was beautiful until we went in the dentist’s room. The Dentist asked her what was her problem. She replied ” Doctor, Am here for a tooth Dehorning ” you could have seen me laughing untill I lose all my teeth
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Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me
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In Africa you will go to a pharmacy and say you want to buy condoms and people will look at you like you want to buy a bomb.. who bewitched you my people?
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Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at u, ur pocket, ur family &
social status & even ur bank account balance too.
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