A very good day to this esteemed group, premised on my comprehension and appreciation of my submission to the established fact that The Creator, did not allow the devil’s modus operand to breach our peaceful recess from our daily activities during the night. That concludes my submissions my lords and ladies

Satan didn’t hear anything!!!

My Boss Is Indeed A Good Person, When He Buys A New TV He Gives Me The Old One, He Buy New Radio He Gives Me The Old, He Buy New Shoes He Gives Me The Old, He Buys A Cell Phone He Gives Me The Old One, Yesterday He Just Got Married To A New Wife I’m Still Waiting Baba🙇

I repeat baba I’m waiting, I’m waiting baba

*If your girl doesn’t post about you,
she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.*
Go and argue with her.

My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000

I want to Open a Mortuary!*

*_Guys promise me that you will die to support my business._*

Boy Friend: “Babe, What Are You Doing?”

Girl Friend: “Nothing, Tired Just Going To Sleep Now Honey, What About You Sweetheart?“

Boy Friend: “In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.“

A newly wedded girl was being welcomed
at the husband’s home in a traditional
manner.
She was asked to give a little speech.
She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family“,
she said “Firstly, with my presence i would
not want to create any
inconveniences by my being here. I mean
that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.“
“What do you mean my child?” asked her
Mother-In-Law.
What i mean is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry
on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those
who cook shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used
to clean should continue cleaning.
As for me, I am here just to control
your son!.