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Yesterday my boss sent me to buy a 2litre of milk

Then I found out only 1litres available,
and
turned back and told him..

He called me by names, and even told me straight that I’m stupid why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1litres of milk to make it 2litre

And today he sent me to buy pair of size 6 sleepers shoes
I got all the sizes except size 6
So I used my brain and bought two pairs of size 3
To make it 6
Without a word, he used sign language
To alerted me to wait for him out side
Now he’s busy with his computer ,
I’m sure he want to give me some bonus end of the month

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The problem with Beautiful girls is that they think every guy wants them

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You Break Her Heart We Take Her, We Fix It
We Marry Her That’s What We Do In
2018.

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It’s hard to answer the question
“what’s wrong” when nothings right

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Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!

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Those are using a hisense phone

What channel is WhatsApp ?

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Stop breaking your own heart by trying to
make a relationship work, that clearly isn’t
meant to work. You can’t force someone to
care about you. You can’t force someone to
be loyal . You can’t force someone to be the
person you want them to be.
Sometimes the person you want most, Is the
person you are best without. You got to
understand that some things are meant to
happen, but not just meant to be. Some
things are meant to come into your life, just
not meant to stay forever.. Don’t lose
yourself by trying to fix what’s just meant to
stay broken.
You can’t get the relationship you need from
someone who is not ready to give it to you.
And you might not understand WHY NOW,
but I promise you. Your future will always
bring understanding of why things didn’t
work out. TRUST ME.
Don’t put your happiness on hold for
someone who’s not holding to you. Some
chapters just have to close with closure.
Straight up

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By the time COVID19 is ending,
most of you will forget how to draw your eyebrows..! ☝😏

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Have Yuu ever Made up a Fake Story
and a Friend Says “I Remember that ”

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You’re a gal👩I didn’t ask you to send me friend request, You sent it, I accept it, I greet👋 you, You hit me with seen 👀, I greet you again, You ignore me again, I block you❌❌❌
My Facebook is not a place of decoration, are we together gals?

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Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..

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A new salesman was appointed as sales person at a super market.
While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had ‘Peach Jam’ to which he bluntly replied, “Out of stock.”.
At this, the lady immediately turned to leave the shop in disgruntled.
It was then that the manager, who had been looking on, called him aside and told him, “When a customer asks for a product that is out of stock, you apologise for its unavailability, and then offer other types of the same product. For instance in this case if it was peach jam; offer other types of jam like pineapple jam, guava, apricot jam and so on.”.
After few hours next, came in another lady who asked him for toilet paper and he politely replied, “I am sorry madam, we do not have any toilet paper right now in stock but you could try some Carbon Paper or Sand Paper”.

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“Once you feel, you are avoided by someone;
Never disturb them again and keep moving on….!!”

Have a Blessed DaY

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When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free,
but they don’t understand that
you make yourself available for them every time…

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