Honestly talking. Immortal technique is better than Eminem

So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular,
weird looking guy in the back. His
phone rings and he answers, “Sure thing
boss, I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off “.
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As I am talking to you right now,
everyone refused to get off the taxi,
we’re now at the Taxi driver’s gate

I was in my garden and saw 10 ants running frantically. So I made them a little house out of the cardboard….
I guess that makes me their landlord and they’re my tenants

Besides cheating,
what are your plans for this coming December??

If Zimbabwe did it , why can’t Malawi Did it ,why can’t Mozambique did it. then in the end everybody will did it.
Actually me i didn’t did it

I rather drink 5 litres of KFC soup nd spend the whole month in the toilet,
than to check on my EX fb pic on her profile

What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.

Ladies Please Date A Man With Money , Coz Almost All Man Are Unfaithful ..
So it is Much Better To Be Heartbroken in Dubai Sipping Guarana
Than To Be Heartbroken Sleeping On A Floor in Tembisa Next To A Public Toilet

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But
.
.
.Don’t Lose Yourself Trying To impress Us
On Social Media
WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS…