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Grade 1 : I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 7 : I wanna be a Pilot
After grade 12 : Please download my tracks guys support local artists

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STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion’s
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday
party.

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A man happily updated his status on facebook ‘Thank you God😍😍…..i have just got my salary’ 10 minutes later he was so sad😐😏 and down😪….!
Do you know why…….???
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His landlord liked his status

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but
“You’re not the main Chick..!”

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A woman who hides her phone from her husband is a CHEAT. A man who hides his phone from his wife is trying to protect the relationship. Full stop

Please do not argue with me, I am not feeling well

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Did you know?
There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell,
but only your visitors can.

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Sometimes I ask myself who taught black
people the habbit of slapping a remote when
it’s not working

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Grade 1 _ I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 10_i wanna go to Varsity.
10 Years Later_Ladies & Gentleman Put Your Hands Together For DJ Chicken

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In the bible Moses had over 300 wives and over 100 concubines and lived for more than 150 years, and God loved him.You have 1 woman is it yo mother man has only one mother but many wives .

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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested
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Anything u say will be used against u

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I love the way God make woman brain very soft,
you can lie to them over one thing more than five times.

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Dear Tsonga People,

Please stop calling Johannesburg “Joni” , you don’t hear us calling Giyani “Giyi” or Malamulele “Mali”.

Regards
Joburgers

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Musa worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when he finished with his work schedule, he went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of bad luck, the door closed and he was locked inside with no help in sight. Although he screamed and knocked with all his might, his cries went unheard as no one could hear him.
Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room (freezer) it’s impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst Musa was on the verge of death, the security guard of the factory, eventually opens the door and saved the life of Musa. Musa then asked the security guard how he got to show up and open the door, as it wasn’t part of his work routine. His explanation: “I’ve been working in this factory for 35 years, hundreds of workers come in and out everyday, but you’re one of the few who greets me in the morning and says goodbye to me every night when leaving after working hours. Many treat me as if I am invisible. Today, like every other day, you greeted me in your simple manner ‘Hello’ at the entrance when resuming for work.. .But curiously, after working hours today, I observed I’ve not heard your ‘bye! see you tomorrow’.
Hence I decided to check around the factory. I look forward to your ‘Hi’ and ‘bye’ every day. To you, I am someone.
By not hearing your farewell, I knew something had happened. Then I Sought and found you!
“Moral Lesson to reflect upon:..
Be Humble, love and respect those around you.
As life is too short! Try to have an impact on people in ways we can’t even imagine, especially the people that cross your path every day!!!

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Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.

A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.

They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.

After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,

“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”

Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.

Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..

I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.

Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.

They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.

He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.

His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.

This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.

When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.

That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.

Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.

With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.

There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.

It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.

LIFE LESSON from this..

At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.

Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!

Think About it..

You will surely find that Person..!!

Beautiful Lines

”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.

‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.

‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.

That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.

We are nothing without
each other

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There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…

1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.

4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.

5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.

6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.

7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format

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Dear friends…
Please wish me luck for tomorrow’s Comrades Marathon!
Last year, I quit at 55km, after 4 and a half hours.

This year… I want to watch the whole thing…

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