Som friends check up on u not because d care.
D just want 2be sure u’re not doing better than them
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That annoying voice people use when talking to a baby..!
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Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.
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Have you ever looked so “stunning”
that you felt like you disrespected your outfit by getting on a Taxi
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Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush….*
*Dont let anyone touch or use* *it*, *only you and you alone….*
*Keep it clean and safe…..*
*And please,*
*Remember to change it after every 3 months.*
*Its healthy. Thank you.*
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Next year I don’t want to hear about the Metro fm awards, DSTV Awards or Any other awards. I don’t want to see a single, actor, actress, singer, celebrity or sports person on any red carpet!!!
Next year I want to see nurses, doctors, ambulance crews,Scientists, health care support workers,Petrol attendant, Taxi Operators, Security Guards ,Police officers, Soldiers,Journalists,Farm Workers, shop workers and truck drivers, all essential workers, grocery store workers having free red carpet parties with awards and expensive goodie bags. If this doesn’t happen it will be the biggest injustice ever!!
Thank you! All of you that are working hard to keep our families safe and allow us to have food on our table
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Even those we love the most can be a
poison to our souls
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You Can Ignore Me As Long As You Want But
You Can Never Change The Memories
I Brought To Your Life…
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1⃣God🙏 is bigger than all of our problems. Don’t lose hope. Have a never ending faith..❤
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2⃣Never let someone’s opinion become your reality. Never sacrifice who you are because someone else has a problem with it. Love who you are..☝🧡
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3⃣Reasons and excuses will prevent you from living the life you were meant to live..💚
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Having dimples doesn’t mean you are cute,
it simply means your father’s sperms are too weak to form a full face
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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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Apart from “Send me money for transport i’ll come” which other robbery without violence do you know?
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To make someone happy, give them three things:
Attention, Affection and Appreciation. But Don’t unlock the doors to your heart for someone who won’t even unlock their cell phone for you.🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂😆😆😆
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If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one?
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He wrote “human bins”instead of Human Beems.
Should I dump him ?
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Laughter is the best Medicine”
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
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