Rainbow (husband): Honey, I got hit by a car
outside office. Palesa brought me to the
hospital. They have been making tests and
taking X-rays. They blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any
serious or lasting injury. But I have 3
broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife: Who is Palesa??

A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money

A couple both aged 37 went 2 a sex therapist’s office. The DR asked, what cn I do 4 u? The man said “will u watch us hv sex? The Dr looked puzzled but agreed. Wen de couple finished having intercourse the Dr said”there’s nothing wrong with de way u hv intercourse and charged them R250. This happened several weeks in a row, the couple cud make an appointment and hv intercourse with no problems,pay the Dr and leave. FINALLY the Dr asked”Just exactly what r u trying 2 find out?”. The man said”we r nt trying 2 find out anything. She’s is married and we cnt go 2 her house.I’m married so we can’t go 2 my house. At the guest house they charge R650, the hotel charges R800. We do it here for R250 and I claim it back frm Medical Aid!

If we breakup im coming to collect my teddy bear
cant leave my kid with a Stranger Never😂

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning…
can you believe it? 2:30?.
.
luckily i was still up playing load music

If you have a R100 in your pocket and you find a R10 note on the floor..
You’re still gonna pick it up right?…
& that’s why niggas cheat

95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”

You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 😒😠😡

Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?

The CEO of a company was walking round the factory to see how the staff were working.
He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him, “How much do you earn?”
The guy was amazed and said, “R10 000 Sir”.
The CEO. took out his wallet, gave the guy R20 000 and yelled at him, “I pay people here to work and not waste time loafing around. This is your 2 months salary, now Get out of here, don’t say a word and NEVER come back!”
After the guy had left, the CEO now looked at the other workers and asked, “by the way, who was that guy?”
The workers replied.” he’s just a guy waiting for his friend”