That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used
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That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used
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My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.
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A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
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You can’t force people to stay in your life.
Staying is a choice,
so be thankful for people who choose you.
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Americans: On your marks,
get ready,set.. go..
.
South Africa: Onyormass,
set ready, set.. gooooo
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Love is a form of amnesia when a girl
forgets there are 1.2 billion
other boys in the world
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Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me
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Relationship stress will make you
forget to seat down in a taxi..
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Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures
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Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass
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When turning on stove
White’s:1..2..3..4..5..6
Black’s:0..6
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I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.
“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”
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Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me
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Fat girls without hips (-)……
wearing high-waist jeans and
be looking like a dstv remote😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please no arguement here✋
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The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!
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Pain is when you go out to throw away a Pizza Box
and no one sees you
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