My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me

ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming

after buying One Pair of Heels!

There Is ” My Bundle of Joy ” n then there is
” My sack Of Shit ” two Different kids

Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

My friend won a trip to China ✈.
He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home 😭😭
Guys learn to Read terms and conditions.

What is Reunion? Reunion is when you tell your Wife you are going to work nd you go to your neighbour’s Wife to make love with her.. Her Husband comes back, knocks on the door!!😨 You go hide under the bed😥 The wife Start feeling the pressure nd decides to go to the market to buy some food items.. Then the husband takes advantage of his Wife’s absence nd decides to call your Wife😨.. She comes over nd they make Love.. The other Woman forget the list she made for the food she’s going to buy… She knocks on the door, Your Wife panics nd decides to hide under the bed where you hiding😨😨 Now that’s what we call REAL REUNION

Hubby says “I fancy kinky ***, can I c*m in your ear?” Wife says “No I might gone deaf” Hubby says “but for the past 20 years I’ve c*ming in your mouth but you’re still f**king talking”

Smile! It’s the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
But I like the first one .

That moment when you are chilling with bae💏 and her phone📱 rings. Before answering the call, she stares at you while lowering the volume. My brother just know that your assistant is phoning😝.

Just ask her to do you a huge favour to put it on loud-speaker🔊. Her reply will tell you more about the call.

Try it and you will thank me later