That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

Americans: On your marks,
get ready,set.. go..
.
South Africa: Onyormass,
set ready, set.. gooooo

Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me

Relationship stress will make you
forget to seat down in a taxi..

Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me

Fat girls without hips (-)……
wearing high-waist jeans and
be looking like a dstv remote😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please no arguement here✋

The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!

Pain is when you go out to throw away a Pizza Box
and no one sees you