American girl status i miss u Mike
British girl status oh gosh i miss u Leonard
Zimbabwean girl status i miss someone and you know your self
STOP IT!!!killing 10 boys with 1 statement
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Mirror is my best friend,
Because when i cry it never laughs.
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When you leave🚶 the store without buying anything
and you’re telling yourself “act normal, you’re innocent”
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Your body is a temporal residence of your soul. You won’t live here forever. When you sin, the flesh enjoys for a short period of time but your soul will suffer the consequences. Why sacrifice tomorrow’s eternal joy for today’s temporal pleasures? Beloved… There is life after death. Don’t say tomorrow I will repent, for no one is too sure of seeing tomorrow. A postponed repentance is dangerous. Let us amend our ways.
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Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!
Girl: Say, do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: Im the principals daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thank god!
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Do unto other wat u expect others do unto u
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Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves,
take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”
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Be careful whom you get attached to.
Don’t get easily tricked with their sweet gestures,
because the moment you give in,
it is just all game for them
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Nowadays the story you hear about yourself
will make you wonder if someone is using your body elsewhere
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I thought agriculture was easy until they asked me 5 types of waters
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SON: “Tell me dad… what is the difference between
“POTENTIAL” and “REALITY”?”
DAD: ‘I will show you’
Dad turns to his wife and asks her:
‘Would you sleep with man for $5 million?’
WIFE: “Yes of course! I would never waste such an
opportunity!”
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would again sleep with a man
for $ 5 million?
DAUGHTER: “Wow!!!!! Oh… Yes!”
So the father turns back to his SON and
says:
‘You see SON, “POTENTIALLY” we are sitting on $10 million,
but in “REALITY” ??………
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A serial killer broke into a house and confronted a couple. The serial killer asks “what are your names? i would like to know my victims’ names before i kill them”. Then the woman said “my name is Elizabeth”. Then the
killer said, “i will not kill you because my mother is Elizabeth. The killer then turned to the terified man and said “HEY YOU!!, what is your name?” Then the man responded,
“i am Bob but my friends call me Elizabeth.”
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Wife: Drive slowly, you might hit someone.
.
12 years later a minor accident occurs.
.
Wife: look, i said you 12 years ago you’ll hit someone…
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Love your problems and they’ll leave you soon
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Some boys be like
Body weight- 60kgs
Ego weight- 10001 kgs !
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The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!
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