A woman can date you from January to October and marry someone else in the first weekend of November. My brother, fear women😂
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Good for us bachelors !!!
While those with gal friends are busy with flowers like they love bees.
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My Boss Is Indeed A Good Person, When He Buys A New TV He Gives Me The Old One, He Buy New Radio He Gives Me The Old, He Buy New Shoes He Gives Me The Old, He Buys A Cell Phone He Gives Me The Old One, Yesterday He Just Got Married To A New Wife I’m Still Waiting Baba🙇
I repeat baba I’m waiting, I’m waiting baba
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[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”
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When a man says “I miss you!”
its either he’s horny or guilty of something
Otherwise we don’t “miss”
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Husband having an affair with Sophie.Sophie lived next door.Friday morng husband lied to his wife that he’s going to Durban for seminar.He packs his laptop and bags and tell his wife she won’t find him wen she comes back from work,and slips next door to Sophie’s house.Saturday morng he woke up smiling after a lovely night with Sophie.Wearing Sophie’s gown,he goes to the bathroom to his surprise thru the window he sees another man walking around his house wearing his gown,the one he left at home.He shouts thru the window,”Hey wena! What are u doing in my house?”The man shouts back:Futsek”Who are u?The father of dis house is in Durban”Husband replies,”I will beat u once l return from Durban”.
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Dear Female Seniors
Can this year see who is who toe? Leave those weave and make up at home. We are tired of dating our relatives
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Some of you put on too much make-up, we should just compliment your make-up manufacture instead of you. “You look good today AVON” 😂😂
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A single moment of misunderstanding is’ poisonous”
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A side chick can make a guy forget about his main chick by saying: “Baby how many rounds can you handle today?” 😋👌
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Salute the power a side chick has..!!
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“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
— Woody Allen
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Google is the second fastest searching
engine…….. A Guy’s eye remain the first
when searching for a beautiful girl in a
crowd.
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At Midnight In A Hospital, Inside A Lift, There Was A Nurse & A Girl.
They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.
They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.
The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.
The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”
Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”
In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?”
And The Lights Went Off …
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Boy To Gym Coach: “I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?”
Coach: “Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym“
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Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! ☝
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Imagine dating someone who likes going to church
but he/she don’t even know the type of wood
they used when crucify Jesus🤦
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