Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.
Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !
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Rich people will struggle for years to get a child …but a broke niqqa will touch a girl’s knee and the next thing you will hear is: I missed my periods
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If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and I together.
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Cheating is old fashion…settle down,
support each other, get money and be happy together
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If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something
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My favourite memory of my ex is when she left 💕
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iPhone users.
How many ringtones does the iPhone has?
Why the same ringtone all of you?
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Most people who are still in unhealthy relationships are those who stay because of money, material or the kids.
Kids should understand that no one is perfect and you should be an example to your kids never to settle for less.. Never choose material or money over your own happiness.
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In a relationship there is always a third party waiting for your break up with your MAN , that devil is called BESTIE..🙄
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Learn to be specific…
Don’t pray for a job, if you just want money…
Get straight to the point
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Ex: hey i miss you,
him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral,
Ex: ooh I’m so sorry who passed away, ?
him: my fellings for you
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My father left me when I was 2years old, Mom says he went to buy milk and never came back…so if you see him by any chance, please tell him not to buy the milk anymore, I drink Castle lite now.
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Do people who still don’t know the difference between ‘exist” and “exit” still exit?
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My ex girlfriend: Hey have a nice day…
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Me: Don’t tell me what to do..
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Chess is da only game in da world,
which reflects da status of the husband.
The poor king can take only 1 step at da tym
while the mighty Queen can do wtevr she likes;-)
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My Nephew is turning 3 tomorrow,
but due to the tight budget we not gonna tell him
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