Money is not important in a relationship ❌❌.
My boyfriend is broke
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
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TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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VERY INTERESTING TRUE LIFE
STORY.
A man was joking with his
son, that tomorrow i will have a
car, the son just laugh and said
where will you get the money
from? Is it not just now we
drank garri tea without sugar(no
money to buy sugar)
The man said, but God can do it in a
seconds. The son said it is impossible, this is 8:00 pm in the night, then tell me will you steal it?
The man was silent… In the next morning, The man and His son heard a knock on their door.
This man went and check, he saw a man with JEEP. This man asked who are you looking for please. The man reply it is you.
“And it happens to be his old
time school mate who is base in
London, and just came back to
the village for a season holiday.”
The visitor said:
“i came home yesterday and i brought this JEEP for you. Take the key, this JEEP is
yours. You once helped me when
we were in school, you lend me
your clothes when we go out and
give me food when I’m hungry.
I’m now a Rich man. Take this
Car, You will see $50,000 US Dollar in
the boot “. The man and his son
burst into tears and hugged the
rich friend. Now, I pray that every
impossibility in your life will be
made possible.
…those that say you will not succeed, in their front God will bless you!!
Please don’t ignore this prayers.
Like| Share & Type Amen to claim this prayer
tonight
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GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
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Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
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Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
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Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
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Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
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Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
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Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
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Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
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Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
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Girl: You never give up do you?
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Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
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Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
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Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
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Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
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Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂
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Why was the calendar nervous
Because its days were numbered
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Today guys, I was sitting next to this other beautiful girl in the taxi, so I didn’t even know how to approach her as she was wearing a GUCCI t-shirt & iPhone X on her hand, & remember I’m using Mobicel R1, So I just decided to set the alarm for 5 min, I did that, after 5 min my phone started to ring, I pretended as it’s a call , I started to talk , ” hey man , are you done washing my BMW I8 & my Mercedes G63″I said, I pretended as I’m listening ” ohh man how can you wash my Nissan , but anyway it’s fine, I’ll use that one, don’t forget to clean even inside”I said , “Goodbye”…So when I was just finished talking , that Lady whom I was sitting next to , she just said “hello(smilingly)”, I replied back ” HELLO “, in my heart I knew that I’ve won her …Then she said to me “here is your battery, it fell when you were removing your phone from your pocket”, I shouted “taxi driver, drop me here” , I got off from that taxi
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I am just limited edition Person..!!
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A year ago, I wasn’t who I am today. A year from now, I aspire to be even better. Personal growth takes time, but all great things do, so be patient.
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I am 29 years old single guy with no child I’m from Pretoria and I’m working.I want a seriouse single lady who sell Laptop I want to buy it
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God gives gives gives and forgives.
People get get get and forget.
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In any institution authority matters a lot no matter
how many plans an institution has without authority
plans can’t be moved to action
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A Bar Opened Opposite A Church!
The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business
Days Later The Bar Was Struck By Lightning & Caught Fire Which Destroyed It.
Bar Owner Sued The Church Authorities For The Cause Of Its Destruction,
As It Was An Action Because Of Their Prayer, The Church Denied All Responsibility!
So, The Judge Commented,
“It’s Difficult To Decide The Case
Because
Here We Have A Bar Owner Who Believes In The Power Of Prayer
&
An Entire Church That Doesn’t Believe In It !”
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Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you!!!
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
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When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results
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Apparently Girls have three type of panties:
‘Just panties,
Period panties
and He is coming panties🥴
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