I love you is better than I need you
Because
If you say I love you there’s a love
And when you say I need you you just want something without love
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It’s not a matter of finding the right person
but its a matter of being the right person
for the one you choose to love.
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”
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I paid R1400 for a single night at Protea Hotel and
you expect me not to urinate on the bed??
Stop playing games with me.
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THE SUPERIORITY OF DESCENT DRESSING
A girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it, He asked her “What was the 1st thing you did when you bought it?
“I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad” she replied.
“Did someone force you to do so?”
– “No”
“Don’t you think it’s an insult to the manufacturer?”
– “No dad! In fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad”
“Did you cover it because it was cheap & ugly?”
– “Actually, I covered it because I didn’t want it to get damaged and decrease in value.”
“When you put the cover on, didn’t it reduce the iPad’s beauty?”
– “I think it looks better and it is worth it for the protection it gives my iPad.”
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said,
“Yet if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed???”
She was mute…..
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.
Pls protect our young girls by sharing these with our fellow sisters….
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My Doctor Said I Should Stop Drinking Beer
That’s Why I’m only Drinking Alcohol
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When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
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Huawei P30 Phone Alarm Doesn’t Ring✋
•
It Removes Your Blankets🙁
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I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him
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Girl : Dad can l go to my friend’s place to do homework please?
.
Dad :Fustek, your mom used to say the same thing to her mom when she’s coming to me.
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Fat girls will be like: “I don’t like picmix”
Ahhh my sister we all know that you don’t fit in the frame
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You will buy sachet water and finish it at once.
but when you buy table water,
u will be opening and closing it as if its doctor’s prescriptioN
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Relative: kya karte ho?
Me: Import/Export ka business.
R: Wow Great, kaha pe?
Me: Twitter se Tweet import karke FB & WA pe export karta hu.
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I miss you
I know you won’t read this but you know that i do
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If your boyfriend spends the whole day without a saying a word to you, just know that the other relationship is going well.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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