When I’m on my deathbed,
I want my final words to be
“I left one million dollars in the
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Its not always the Look’s that counts! Its not always how the person showings off how smart the person Act but If someone Have GSOH and can be faithful & Truthful to you and Make you SMILE NO MATTER WHAT’S!!! From Aderonke.
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For A Girl Who Says,
All Men Are The Same Should Be Asked,
Who Told Her To Try All Of Them.
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one teachers and some students came to school teacher asked u come here then the boy went near the board and teacher questioned 2+5 how much but for student dont no the answer and he saw back to his friend then the friend tells 7 then he will write ok 2+5=ok
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You can’t say you’ve been hurt enough by the age of 25 years,
what do you expect your grandmother to say at the age of 75 years?
stop_that_theory coz you have a lot to deal with
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Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left
John: 9 beers and a dead man
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Every relationship comes to a critical moment,
a juncture between moving forward and moving on ..
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What doctors write : ~~~~~~~
What you see : ~~~~~~~
What pharmacists see : 6 tablets of panado and 3 injections💉💉💉 of paracetamol
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Every morning:
The Sun says, “Wake up like me”;
The Sky says, “Aim high like me”;
The Wind says, “Freshen everybody like me”;
And I say Good Morning!
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I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
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I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
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I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff
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The time is 04:55am and I’m so tired Shem
I really had a busy night😊…
mxm anyway i really need to buy a new broom…
the old one got broken😏
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When people are counting they just start from one forgetting that
zero is also a number
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If you want to read about love and marriage,
you have to buy two separate books.
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I Was Asked a Question by my Nephew why Married men cannot share their Problems and Frustration with their wives, .
I Told Him “You Cannot discuss Malaria with Mosquito”
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If you don’t tell your WOMAN she’s beautiful,
INDIAN men on Facebook will do it for you.
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Just imagine when your boyfriend has introduced you to his family. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear them laughing in the sitting room, saying “Have you seen the hair line ?”.
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