Wife : Honey can you you please help me clean the garden ?

Husband: Do I Look like a Gardener?

Wife : Sorry Honey , Ok then fix the bathroom door

Husband: Do I look like a Carpenter?

Then The Husband walks out , After coming from where he went,
he found the garden Clean and the door fixed

Husband: I knew my wife you can do this all by yourself

Wife: its not me

Husband: who then ?

Wife: John our neighbour

Husband: How much did you pay him

Wife : No money, he just give two options . Bread or S*x

Husband: I hope you give him bread

Wife: Do I look like a baker ?

Husband: (Fainted)🤣😂

Hello guys
Anyone single here?
If yes please whatsapp me your details.
Am selling a single bed.
Thank you

Cutey girlz are quiet about Valentine’s day
its only vogizara n bozodwa
Wa Bantu crying for teady bear’s

Use soccer langue to describe your relationship
me: Full time or Sudden death

The Government Should help us tell the owner of Simba, to reduce the Air dey Pump Inside The Sachet..
Or is air part of the ingredient???

WHO ARE U DECEIVING ?
You got angry in church and stopped being the member of the choir, left ushering, stopped sanctuary cleaning and every other work you were doing in church.
Eventually you’ve stopped going to the church because someone spoke to you in a way you didn’t like…
Most of the messages from the pulpit was against you from your opinion…
Nobody called you when you were sick because according to you, “they do not love or care in the church…”
But pls excuse me…
You’ve not stopped working for the boss who insults you most of the time, neither have you stopped work because your colleagues spoke ill of you… (Money was the reason)
When you were sick, you didn’t wait for your boss to call you or look for you at work. Rather, you called and told him about your present condition. No complaint about him not visiting you (Fear of query or loss of the job)
Do you remember that at school, your teachers, your schoolmates and or even your best friends offended you, yet you didn’t stop schooling..
You can easily miss Church but not lectures because the lecturer will take attendance which counts in assessment
You can be late with your appointment with God at Church but you will be extra early for your visa interview at the embassy… �
Who are you deceiving?
I don’t blame you too much. Maybe you don’t know or you don’t have adequate revelation about Church…
Please, Hear Me! Church is not a “No Offense Club” where all things must be done to please you and you alone.
What have you done in church for the good of others?
According to Scripture the first knowledge everybody must have about Church is that… It’s The House Of God and The Gate of Heaven…
Genesis 28:17…
Your service to God must be with reverential fear, honor and respect.
God is watching… � _
Change your attitude.
Please Share with your friends and let’s effect a positive change for God

On the 31st December, I hired 20 people on my non existant company, bcos I was drunk. Now they keep calling me, they wanna start working. What can I do guys?

Stop asking Girls if they Have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her Food, Crack some jokes And make her laugh, give her Money and let her decide if she’s Single or not.

When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!

Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!

If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning

One day, Korack Was in Class when the Teacher Walked In. After Teaching for sometime, the teacher Decided to Make the Class an Interactive One. Here’s what ensued…
TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist?🤔
Only Korack Raised up his Hand.✋🏼
TEACHER: Is it only Korack who’s in this class?Still there was nobody else to answer the question except Korack.😐
TEACHER: Ok Korack, Answer the Question. But before you do, take this Cane and Beat Everybody in the Class with it.😬😬
Korack, filled with Happiness, did as his Teacher said and beat all His Classmates with the cane in his Hands.😀😁
TEACHER: Now you can answer the question Korack Tell these Dumb Students Who a Pharmacist is.😚☺🙂
KORACK: “A Pharmacist is a Farmer who Assist People.”😕😕
The teacher fainted!😆😂

Americans: On your marks,
get ready,set.. go..
.
South Africa: Onyormass,
set ready, set.. gooooo

Don’t let ‘Social Media’ fool you.
We are all struggling just on different levels!

You can’t sleep with the guy for the first then do women on top
even at work you don’t start by being a CEO…