Yes!! Some Of You Only Write JHB Because
You Can’t Write Johanesbeg.
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No matter how clever you think you are,
but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone,
you will talk to it .
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Nyaa: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Nyaa: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
TEACHER: Nyaa, go to the map and find North America .
Nyaa: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Nyaa.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Nyaa, what is the chemical formula for water?
NYAA: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
NYAA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Nyaa, why do you always get so dirty?
NYAA: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Nyaa, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
NYAA: Because George still had the axe in his hand……
TEACHER: Nyaa , your composition on ‘My Dog’
is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
NYAA : No sir, It’s the same dog.
One word for Nyaa?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen
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They will judge u for being a young mother while they are busy doing abortions😭😭
They will judge you for working as a cleaner or cashier. While they sleep with men for money.
My sister, ignore the noise makers and focus on your hustle.
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People That Don’t Know Me Think I’m Shy😖
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People That Know Me Wish I Was
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Weekend l attended a birthday party- with a gathering of abt 30 people!! I sat on the front row seat….then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach us at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I had already changed my seat to the back….!!! Again the drink didn’t reach me. I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. . To my uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front…and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat…. When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face…but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick somethng frm inside.. I stretched my hand… Guess what was in the bowl..?
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Toothpicks!!!
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All the good things in my life I have done them through God
cause there’s nothing good I can do without Him. All the bad things I have done in my life I have done them on my own cause I didn’t listen to God when He speaks to me.
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A teacher said to her class, “Right, I am holding something under the desk and I want you to guess it. It’s round and red” Calvin’s hand shot up, above anyone else but he was ignored.
“It’s a plum miss,” said Nthabi.
“No, it’s an apple, but I like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green.”
The teacher ignored Calvin again and Mandla said , “It’s a kiwi miss.”
“No, its a guava, but I like your thinking.”
Calvin then said, “I got one miss, it’s stiff, about 2 inches long and with a red head.”
“Calvin, that’s disgusting!” Shouted the teacher.
“No, it’s a match stick, but l like your thinking.” Said Calvin.
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You cannot treat people like trash and worship God at the same time.
In the absence of Love God is not present
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You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will still ask for the 500 you borrowed from her. “Honey, the 500 wasn’t mine the owner is seriously disturbing me”.
…The world is not funny without women I tell you…
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I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone
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Not every girls with big eyes are beautiful,
some of them look like a shocked frog!!!
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Those clothes you wear when you do laundry,
Yes, that’s the real you.
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Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?
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