Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
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Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son

After eating at your friend’s place….🍛
How long do you have to stay before you leave
so it doesn’t look like you were only there for the food??

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Tools ~ Cordless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
PARLIAMENT _, CLUELESS
MASSES – Helpless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is ~ Endless.
In fact I am Speechless
Because Salvation remains Priceless!!!!
If u dont share this, hayi then am wordless ngawe kkkk

The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy…..
They will be like…..
I will open it for you so you can put something inside okay
Whether big or small just put something.

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her

Dear Person reading this Post
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Stop checking your Ex photos
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It’s Over it’s Over

In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

Marriage is a workshop,
where the husband works and the wife shops

Have you ever made up a fake story and
your loyal friends say i remember that

*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting

Hello Ladies and Gentleman.
My name is Nyaa

I am a 30 year old
handsome,
hardworking,
GOD fearing young man,
a commited and successful
community psychology masters student,
and looking for a
cute,
hairy👌,
beautiful👌,
well structured
and young black goat
to buy for easter.

Thanks🙄