That Awkward Moment Umlungu Start Talking To You
and Your ENGLISH Is nowhere to be Found.
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The one who likes you most,
sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one
who feels your pain.
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3 things you should never break: TRUST , PROMISE , HEARTS
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Be fearless.
Have a vision.
Believe in yourself.
Always hustle.
Stay focused.
Get out there.
Get motivated.
Get inspired
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you
for a minute?
I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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Girls will always be expecting a reply, even
if their last message wasn’t replyable you
better think of a reply or start a new
conversation
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The man says, “God, how long is a million years?”
God says, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man says, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God replies, “To me it’s a penny.”
The man says, “God, can I have a penny?”
God says, “Wait a minute.”
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Valentine’s day is nothing to a girl who always gets gifts from her boyfriend and he showers her with love and affection throughout the year. If you making a big deal out of it. You need a new man !
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I wanna study Hospitality so I can give my
Ex wrong Medication
.
And it’s simple yaz only 2Years then I’ll be
done
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An old man saw a scorpion
drowning and decided to pull it
out from the water. He calmly
puts
his hand to reach the creature,
when he did, the scorpion stung
him…
With the effect of the pain, the
old
man let go the creature and it fell
back into the water. The old man
realising that the scorpion was
drowning again, got back and
tried to rescue it but then again it
stung him. He let go it again…..
A young boy standing by
approached the old man and
said;
“Excuse me sir, you are going to
hurt
yourself trying to save the evil,
vicious creature, why do you
insist?
Don’t you realise that each time
you try
to help the scorpion it stings you?
The Man replied;
“The nature of the
scorpion is to sting and mine is to
help”. It will not change in
helping the scorpion.
So the man thought for a while
and used a leaf from a nearby
tree and pulled the scorpion out
from
the water and saved it’s life…
Then turning to the young boy,
he
said…
“Do not change your nature. If
someone hurts you, just take
precautions;
Some pursue happiness while
others create it…
Let your conscience be your guide
in
whatever you do…
When life presents you with a
hundred reasons to cry, show it
that you have a thousand and
more
reasons to smile….
More importantly, always be the
reason for that precious
SMILE!
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Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”
Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”
Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”
Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”
Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK . . . ”
Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”
Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”
Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”
Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”
Wife: “So am I lying? ”
Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”
Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?
HUBBY: “Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?.”
Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”
Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”
Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”
Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.
Dedicated to all married men . . .
Thank you for always being patient with your wives . .
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If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night* 🍯
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Men who kiss their girl on the forehead
are the ones that truly respect you
as a person and as a lover.
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It Was Happening In A Hospital That ICU Patients Died In Same Bed Every Sunday At 11 Am.
Dr. Thought, It Is Something Super Natural
Worldwide Xpert Team Was Formed To Investigate The Cause.
Next Sunday, Few Minute Before 11 Am, All Dr. & Nurses Stand Around That Bed & Start Waiting To See What It Was?
Then Suddenly A Man (Part Time Sunday Sweeper) Entered The ICU, Unpluged The Life Support System Of That Bed & Pluged In His Mobile Charger.
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Not every girls with big eyes are beautiful,
some of them look like a shocked frog!!!
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i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling
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