Relationships last longer when there is forgiveness , honest , love , mpama , flying kick , ambulance and a police van frequenting the house .
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Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!
Girl: Say, do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: Im the principals daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thank god!
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Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”
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And you give your crush your homework to copy and
she gets a zero
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If you spend too much time holding on to the one who treats you like an option, you’ll miss finding the one who treats you like a priority.
Know Your Worth
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You are short because your father
tried to pull out. The rest of your
height landed on the sheets.
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relationship breakups doesn’t hurt much like
when ur crush see you on a taxi stop
waiting for your mom with a wheelbarrow…
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Wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday😊..!!
At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Wreezy, How are You😎?”
The wife asks, “How does he know you😐?
Wreezy says, “Oh dear, I play football with him🤗.”
Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Wreezy😉?”
Wreezy says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Salt Team😀.”
Next a stripper Says, “Hi Wreezy! Do You Crave the Special Again😋🍑??”
The Wife storms🤚😏 out dragging Wreezy with her & jumps into a taxi.
The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Wreezy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time🤚..”
Wreezy’s Funeral is on Saturday
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,
in his sleep — not screaming,
like the passengers in his car
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My day could have been better
if I had spent it with you.
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Life is too short to hide your feelings.
Don’t be afraid to say what you feel.
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When your heart is healed and you hear him say ′′ hey you!”
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Definition of a Nurse
A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places
n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
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from “best friends forever” to “strangers with memories”.
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God is great
my friend just came to visit me
right after i finished eating
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When it comes to holding grudges,
I don’t disappoint my dear.😏
#blacklegend
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