My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
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I cant eat….
My neighbour just bought a brand new car.
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Sometimes you have to forgive & forget.
Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist.
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I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company
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A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!
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The power of l am sorry
If you wish to live long, don’t joke with this short sentence, l am sorry. Do you know how many people had gone to early graves because they had ignored or neglected the therapeutic power of l am sorry.
A single sorry can stop a war, and prevent millions of people from perishing.
Most of the troubles in homes are heightened because wives are too big to say l am sorry to their husbands and you can trust the ego the husbands to say the same thing to their wives.
Quarrels linger between friends because no part wants to say l am sorry. Each says or asks why should l be the first to say l am sorry. He or she will beat his or her chest and utter the ego phrase, a whole me!.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the world where to say lam sorry is a hard nut to crack while curses are easily unleashed.
Welcome to the world where people refer to a person who says l am sorry in the midst of a rift as a weaker sex, one who is not mature enough or one who is foolish.
Welcome to Africa where saying l am sorry is tough than forcing a donkey through a needle hole.
All of us are victims of this discussion, we have lost assets, money even lives because of avoidance of this cheap short sentence, l am sorry . It simply cost a simple breath of speech.
Have you ever wondered why domestic violence is less in western countries? It’s simply because they understand the efficiency of the phrase l am sorry .
Husbands say it to their wives and children, wives do the same, life goes on.
This is a piece of encouragement, cultivate a culture of saying l am sorry. It is difficult but easily available and affordable. Take away your ego enjoy life.
I am sorry if you didn’t like this teaching.
Be blessed abundantly.
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You pay a visit to your friend in his house and you found out that he is taking his shower. You see a lottery ticket not scratched on his table. Since no one was there, you took it and scratched it and it wins $5000. With this joy in your heart, you put it in your pocket and you replaced it quickly with the ticket you yourself bought. When your friend finished his shower, he took the replaced ticket, scratched it in front of you and he won $3 million.
Now my question: What will you do?
In the interim, enjoy your torture!!!
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Life is not so simple .
Ups and downs are part of life.
Instead of going to any Jyotshi ,
one should sit below a nice tree in a garden
and start evaluating one’s own wrongs and good things
he has done and find ways to rectify his own mistakes .
Never give up .I am sure that you will one .
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JUST FOR FUN.
Type “I am a big” and keep pressing the middle prediction. Let your keyboard form the sentence.
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Sonia Gandhi met the Queen of England in her palace
Sonia: “Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power, the way you have been for so long?”
“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Sonia frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me
are intelligent?”
The Queen: “Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “David Cameron, would you come in here, please?”
David Cameron walked into the room and said, “Yes, ma’am?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, “That would be me, ma’am.”
“Very good! Thank you, David !” said the Queen.
Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said “See?”
Now its Sonia’s turn to apply the same logic….
Sonia went back to India and asked Rahul..
“Rahul , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Rahul Gandhi . “Let me get back to you on that one…”
Rahul Gandhi went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer…
Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, “Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”..
Narendra Modi answered, “That’s easy, it’s me!”..
Rahul Gandhi said, “Thanks!”
Then he went back to Sonia. “I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Narendra Modi…”
Sonia slapped him….
and shouted..
“No ! You dumb idiot! It’s David Cameron!!!
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Search a beautiful heart not a beautiful face. Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful..
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I wish I could read your mind to know
what you really think of me..
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A Man Got Two Wishes From God.
He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.
The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.
Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks.
Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing.
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Somewhere In Mzansi Someone Is Busy
Pulling The Door That Says Push
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Yesterday is for memories
Tomorrow is an imagination
But today is real gift
have a pleasant day.
Good Morning
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Life was much easier
When apple an blackberry
Were just fruits😅😆😀😁😂
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