Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!

That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family

MAN: Marry me?
.
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
.
MAN: No salary, but I….!
.
WOMAN: But What?? You have nothing. How
can I marry you? Leave please before I open
eyes for you!
.
MAN: But I have one estate ,
3 landed properties in GRA *, Ferraris
,, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon
.
*Why do I still need to buy Camry .*
How can I be paid salary when actually
I’m the BOSS…
.
WOMAN: that’s why I told you to leave, cause
am coming to your house myself to propose
to you….

Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries

No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌

When you get married is it necessary to live together?
I mean we could visit each other mos?
if you don’t wanna be far from me,
we could at least be neighbours ke 😑

Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits…
But ultimately she is a Mother, We must respect her…
So don’t leave bed and Sleep more.
No Morning shOrning :D;-)

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

I was sitting on the bus, then i tapped the lady in front of me and said “Excuse me, I think you have some ejaculate on the back of your jacket”. She looked around shocked and said “Oh! No, it’s probably just yoghurt from my breakfast”. “No no” I said….I don’t ejaculate yoghurt”.

– High School invigilators And Their English 😏👇

” You Are Left With 15 Minutes Remaining ”

Some People Are Not Ugly They Just Need
To Know That Water Is Not Only For
Drinking