Don’t hide yourself when you see us at the clinic we’re also sick,
nobody goes there to withdraw money

5yrs old girl asked her mother: ‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; “Yes…. they do and why do you ask?” The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid “My angel” Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied…. “Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again

They Don’t Even Greet Us At The inbox ,
They Just Send Their Song’s Links 😏 … Such Disrespect

Father: Dude, why did you break up with her? She was a good woman..!?
•°•
Son: She’s a murderer, she killed a spider in my room. How can I date someone who ruined my chances of becoming spiderman..

There’s always that one☝family member who always views your status
and tell the whole family..!

If he no longer cleans his room when you visits…
My sister just know that you’ve been promoted
from side chick to main chick

if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough ,
I wanna be your ringtone too

Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad?
Son:Both

Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris ,where will you go.
Son: Paris.
Dad: Dat means you like your mum more? Son:No ,that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Son: America.
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Son: ‘cos l’ve been to Paris before. Dad: (angry) when did you go to Paris ? Son : in the first question you asked.

One word for the boy?

Please i have a question, If i block someone on facebook
and i meet him in the street, will he see me?