Black Parents will always say they don’t
have money, until you are admitted to a
hospital.
Then you will see juice, KFC, Pizza
and some things that you have never
tasted before
Why mara

Read:
Not all parties happy.
– Third Party😊
Not all positive beautiful.
– HIV positive 😀
Not all 13 luck.
– 13th month pay 😁
Not all green nutritious.
– phlegm 😂
Not all test hard.
– Urine Test😇
Not all of in clothing attracts.
– edema 😅
Not all with bags come in.
– Dora 😊
Not all breaks sad.
– semester break

As African we are slowly losing our culture.
I just saw someone eating rice and chicken but it’s not yet Christmas

Only black parents will :
1. Beat you for going a long time without being beaten
2. Crying after being beaten
3.Not crying after being beaten
4.Looking at visitors while they eat.
5. Sleeping while visitors are already woke up
6.Fighting with your peers & losing
7.Fighting with your peers & winning
8.Walking aimlessly where the visitors are seated
9.Talking back when asked a question
10. Not talking back when asked a question
Black parents have some cruel & unusual punishment techniques

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife
when he goes to work,
why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I ?
I don’t even know her.

When you try to remove her panty and she
pretends to be asleep, then she slowly lifts
her waist to help you remove them.That’s
when you know you made it in life…

When she starts drawing words on your chest
be ready for questions you can’t answer

Acting “surprised”😮 when you get a plate of food🥗at someone’s house is very important! 👌

No matter how comfortable you are…
Never ever and ever go to your boyfriend’s place
unannounced please..!

You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 😒😠😡

Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?

If Facebook gets banned today
You will see some girls with their pictures
in their hands asking people,
“do you like my pics?”