Who gossips the most. . ?
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1.Teachers at staffroom.📄
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2.Amajita at the tarven🍻
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3.Workers at the salon💅
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4.Mechanics under a car🔧
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5.Two unemployed friends..
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6.Two Females Neighbours who are Unemployed👩
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7.Three closed Church Members
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8.Group of Boys always standing next to the Somalian Tuck shop👦👥
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9.stokvel women👰👒
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.10.street vendors💰
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I think too much,
which puts me into Bad Mood
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Relationship Stress can make you look for a seatbelt in the toilet
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Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear*
*_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*
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A man bought his wife 3 white panties on her birthday and the wife says haibo hubby why u bought me only white panties you want people to say that i dont change panties?
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Why Did I Get Divorced ?
Well , Last Week Was My Birthday
My wife didn’t Wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said:”Happy birthday, Boss “I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, She invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said,”Do You Mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute !?”
“Okay”, I said . She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake , My wife , my parents, my kids, my friends , and my colleagues all Yelling ,” Suprise !!!” While I Was Waiting On Sofa ….Naked
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Sometimes you have to stop thinking so much and
go where your heart takes you
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You will buy sachet water and finish it at once.
but when you buy table water,
u will be opening and closing it as if its doctor’s prescriptioN
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Now think of this interesting observation. ….Morgan Tsvangirai was a womanizer who liked red as party colours died on Valentine’s day, a red day. Jacob Zuma, a womanizer, fell on Valentine’s day also. Is this mere coincidence?
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Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”
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Kissing your Husband while he is asleep is one of the best gestures of love
but African women search pockets instead
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Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!
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While your mother is praying that you should have a long life,
you’re in ur boyfriend’s house shouting ”ohh yes baby kill me”
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*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*
*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*
*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*
*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*
*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*
Then,
*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*
*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*
*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*
*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*
*None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?*
*Is it Money?*
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*NO!*
*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*
*Leadership?*
*NO!*
*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*
*Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our…..*
*”ATTITUDE”*
*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*
*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.*
*Amazing Mathematics*
*Beautiful msg to share*
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Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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