The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide
that you are not going to stay where you are.
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Do African Parents eva come back and apologise 2 yu
if they’ve done you wrong?
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A Father Passing By His Teenage Daughter’s Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Neat And Tidy.
Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Pillow.
It Was Addressed”Dad”. With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands:
Dear Dad,
It Is With Great Regret And Sorrow That I’m Writing You, But I’m Leaving Home.
I Had To Elope With My New Boyfriend Randy Because I Wanted To Avoid A Scene With Mom And You.
I’ve Been Finding Real Passion With Randy And He Is So Nice To Me.
I Know When You Meet Him You’ll Like Him Too – Even With All His Piercings, Tattoos, And Motorcycle Clothes.
But It’s Not Only The Passion Dad, I’m Pregnant And Randy Said That He Wants Me To Have The Kid And That We Can Be Very Happy Together.
Even Though Randy Is Much Older Than Me (Anyway, 42 Isn’t So Old These Days Is It?), And Has No Money, Really These Things Shouldn’t Stand In The Way Of Our Relationship,
Don’t You Agree?
Randy Has A Great Cd Collection; He Already Owns A Trailer In The Woods And Has A Stack Of Firewood For The Whole Winter.
It’s True He Has Other Girlfriends As Well But I Know He’ll Be Faithful To Me In His Own Way.
He Wants To Have Many More Children With Me And That’s Now One Of My Dreams Too.
Randy Taught Me That Marijuana Doesn’t Really Hurt Anyone And He’ll Be Growing It For Us And We’ll Trade It With Our Friends For All The Cocaine And Ecstasy We Want.
In The Meantime, We’ll Pray That Science Will Find A Cure For Aids So Randy Can Get Better; He Sure Deserves It!!
Your Loving Daughter,
Rosie.
PS: Dad, None Of The Above Is True.
I’m Over At The Neighbor’s House.
I Just Wanted To Remind You That There Are Worse Things In Life Than My Report Card That’s In My Desk Drawer.
Please Sign It And Call When It Is Safe For Me To Come Home.
I Love You Dad
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“It’s important to do what’s best for you, whether people approve of it or not. This is your life. You know what’s good for you. And remember that self love takes strength
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Love is one of the best things to have in this world;
it will keep you happy without reason.
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Never book a judge by its cover Eish never judge a cover by its book Eish whatever don’t do it
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A police officer pulls this guy over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the guy is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”
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Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm
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Tebza:Babe, I want us to have three some…
Lebo:OK skadow, I’ll ask Lesego to show up, plus he is very good
Tebza:WTF(fainted)
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A couple of strangers a man and a woman were sitting next to each other on an international flight when the Captain came on the intercom and said: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry to have to tell you that, due to a major systems malfunction, we will not be able to make land and we will have to put down in the ocean. I’ll be frank with you. It’s going to be extremely rough and some of you may not survive. Good luck and keep praying.”
With that, the woman turned to the man and said: “Quick! Make me feel like a real woman!” The man pulled off his shirt, handed it to the woman and said: “Here you are love, Iron this …”
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IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup.
Don’t make him choose between you and food
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Am HIV POSITION
VOETSEK READ PROPERLY ⬆😂😂😂😂
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Girls desire for a guy who’s isn’t embarrassed to tell the world that she’s his girlfriend.
A guy who take care of every tiny thing & more afraid of losing the relationship than her.
A guy who not only tells but prove how much he loves her.
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I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s
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You can ignore me for as long as you want,
but you can never change the memories
that I brought in your life.
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My granny decided to hide the bread from me today😒…
so I also hid her false teeth😏….
I guess no ones eating today
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