My mother wanted to start using facebook
i told her that we pay R500 per month
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Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎
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When enemies throw stones at you, do not throw back at them.
Rather, pick up the stones and build an empire!
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Broke boyfriend favorite line “when will you come to see me”
That donkey won’t surprise you by saying bae be prepared I’m taking you out to watch movies or for lunch 🙄
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On my first year I met this other beautiful Christian girl dressed up in a very short dress.
Nerio: Hi my name is NeRio, do you mind if I walk you down to your room?
Her: No Dear , I don’t mind at all !!!! 😘 😘. Please do me the honour.
I was so excited that I met a phenomenal girl. When I got to her place, I hugged her and she felt my “D” jumping, kicking off so she smiled and laughed at me then she softly said to me “Matthew 7 verse 7”
I deeply paused, my “D” turned off immediately. I was so damn embarrassed and she noticed I was embarrassed so she said, don’t stress about what just happened, a thing like that happens when a boy is with a girl but you should really go read your Bible. She looked very disappointed in me when she said that.
I walked to my place very slow and disappointed. When I got there I put a pot on the stove to cook my evening meal and I sadly opened my bible, paged it.
Matthew 7 verse 7 “Ask and it will be given to you”
I kicked off that pot with a boiling water and burned my foot. 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 Damn I tell you guys, it’s important to read a bible sometimes
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She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00
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Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me
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No matter how full my wardrobe is,
I never seem to find anything to wear.
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A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR
BEDROOm THE WIFE IS BUSY
SINGING.
Husband: You know my wife
when
you sing like that I just wish you
were on radio.
Wife: (smiling): wow Love . Am I
that good?
Husband: No, at least on a
radio I
can change the station…..
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Boy: Hey !
.
Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
.
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!
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“Did i hurt you ?” She asked, already knowing the answer.
“Do you care ?” I questioned back,
already knowing the answer.
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People who are attracted to you because of
your pretty face or nice body
won’t be by your side forever.
But the people who can see
how beautiful your heart is
will never leave you.
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What is “Aloe vera”…
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It’s a Punjabi sister,brother offering,
something to his elder brother!
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Someone somewhere In Mzansi is
pregnant and scared to go home for Christmas..
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Girl : Baby can you speak Italian? Because you always watching their soccer.
Boy : Yeah I understand everything
Girl : mmmmmmmm can you speak a little so that I can hear you.
Boy : Neymer totti messi ancelotti pierro maldin di natale konti…
Girl : WOW and what does that mean?
Boy : In all the days, as long as Im breathing, you will remain in my heart.
Girl : Thank you Babe, I love you so much my guardian angel.
Boy : Balotelli
Girl : Whoa and what does that one mean???😘😘😘
Boy : I love you too…😎😎😎
Girl : Awwwwww..😍😍😍 oh how sweet..
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My wife showed me a good time last night.
Photos of me when I was single.
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