Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy!!!!
Ladies are we together…..
😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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So this girl knows her boyfriend’s passwords for everything ,
the nigga cheated and the girl de-registered the guy from varsity
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Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just confuse the enemy
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I will never allow my Grandma to stay in an old age home🙅♀️
She’s gonna stay with my sister.
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We All Create That Fake Conversation With
Someone Before Asking Them For A Favour
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You can’t be strong all the time.
Sometimes you just need to be alone and let your tears out.
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That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky
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My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day
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Nothing raises a man’s blood pressure than
a side chick refusing to take morning after pills
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Her silence made him say is it possible for a pretty women like you to have a cold heart
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‘My life did not begin with you..,
But i wish my life should end with you..,
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Don’t change to please someone else, change because it makes you a better person.
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Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and slim body. Please don’t mix them both like you did last year
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That Pain 😢😥 , When You Are Dressed And
You Are Ready To Go Out But Your Friends
Won’t Answer Their Phones
When You Are Calling Them
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