78 beers minus your age now
Plus 40 cigarettes
Equal to the year that you were born
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Try it
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“There is too much problem in the world because too many people expect others to do for them what they can’t do for themselves.” ❤
“This is why you find broke girls calling a man who can’t carry their burden, broke. This is why some men also run away from broke girls.” 💛
“All of us are looking for a beast of burden. We are looking for people to help us solve the problems that we can’t solve by ourselves. It is a pity.
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles..
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He-s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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The world is full of nice people……
If you can’t find one, be one.
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Keep smiling
Positive thinking,
Good attitude
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Pastor : “Those Who Want to Quit Alcohol
please come forward to the altar”
My Mom : “Go Forward The Pastor Is Calling You”
Me : ” He Said Those Who Want To”
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Beyonce Is The 7th beautiful woman on Earth, Has a net worth $380 million dollars💵, Won Grammies more than 4 times.
👇
She forgave Jay-Z for cheating💔!.
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You with 2 bras and 3 panties👙 you want to give us Tough Time..!!?
Mxm!✋😒
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Even if your wife has two SIM cards , Save them as “Wife ” , Not ‘wife 1 , wife 2″ ..!!
This massage is brought to you by a hospitalised husband….🤕
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A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.
The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.
Policemen Arrives
Man Cried: “Officer, My Brand New Car.”
Officer: “You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.”
Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: “Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.“
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Teacher Ask A Question To Santa.
Teacher: “What Is 5 Plus 4?”
Santa: “9”
Teacher: “And What Is 4 Plus 5?”
Santa: “Are You Trying To Fool Me, You’ve Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6.“
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The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide
that you are not going to stay where you are.
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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone,
but I would like to be something to someone.
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What I if told you that…
You read the first line wrong?
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Doctor:Do u exercise daily to keep urself healthy???
Tebza:Yes Doctor… I play football and tennis daily.
Doctor:Good! How long do u play??
Tebza:I play till the battery on my phone is low…
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Matriculants Be Like ”Next Year I’ll Go To Varsity For 4years,
Get a Job, Buy a Car Then Get Married”
Guys, Please Explain To Them It Doesn’t Work Like That
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Propaganda who is foolish enough to trade land for a mirror if you see your reflection on water everytime you drink from a river? Logic brothers and sisters can give us clues on the back the hand that Bill Fill (how ever his name is spelled) fed us in his film. I am not trying to be clever or anything but please remember when the great tata Sobukhwe said “eat and Chou but please never swallow it might be poisonous”. Khakhe niyeke ubhala into eniyibone etivini okanye niyifunde kwi history esikolweni sisondliwa ngamadlagusha its not yet uhuru critical thinking is vital
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