When she’s busy explaining how her last boyfriend played her i just act surprise😱as if am not gona do the same

When you speak fluent English bare wiketsa clever🙄

MOM paid School fees for 5 years and that means
I’ll speak English whenever I want to.Infact, carbohydrates

God if my future wife is in this page….
please give her a light and a strong signal to see that
im her future hubby and she must inbox me😍😂😂😂😂.

Girls thats your message from future hubby so show up yourself, it might be your lotto

First year University of Venda medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
Professor Rainbow started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, “The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body.” For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body’s ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then professor Rainbow looked at them & said: “The most important 2nd Quality is “Observation”. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger… Now learn to pay attention!!
“ALL the students fainted!!

My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand…

But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the police

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die..
I don’t want to be accused of sacrificing anyone.

Men who give their women their ATM cards
and Payslips with their whole salaries,
have a special corner in Heaven with
air conditioners and Free WiFi

There’s No Girl Who Cheats Like A Girl
Who Stays With Her Grandmother.

Sometimes it’s his ‘Car’
that keeps the relationship going…