When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,
in his sleep — not screaming,
like the passengers in his car
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What is the difference between a bird and a fly
A bird can fly but a fly can not bird
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When you accidentally hit an old lady with a stone
then she picks it up and puts it inside her bag
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Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man
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“I guess that’s just part of loving people:
You have to give things up.
Sometimes you even have to give them up.”
— Lauren Oliver
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Remember the good times, be strong during the difficult times,
love always, laugh often, and thank God every day
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You don’t find the ‘perfect’ relationship. You build it.
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I love people who gossip behind my back.
That’s exactly where they belong.
Behind my back.
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5 ways for man to be happy with women
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
4. Be with a women who really loves you…
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!
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This is South Afrik Idols is will back ohhh jerrrr
Proveb: This is South African Idols and we will be right back after the break..
This is South Afrik Idols is will bag if it break..
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Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y..
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face this then i can face anything.
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Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm
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Am not a prophet but I can prophecy, you are still using a 2017 toothbrush ,clothes ,shoes true or false
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I will never accept friend request from my neighbour again,
how can she ask me if i have returned her frying pan on my timeline.
Am pissed off.
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When life puts you in tough situations,
don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
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When I’m thinking of stop drinking alcohol
BuT something reminds me that my parents didn’t raise a quieter!!!!
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