A Morning Text Does Not Simply Mean,
“Good Morning!”
Rather, It Comes With The Silent Loving Message,
“I Think Of You When I Wake Up..
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TYPICAL AFRICAN
1: When making a call their finger is always on
the
end button, ready to cut the call.
2: Always check the airtime balance after each
call.
3: After cooking they always put the used
cooking
oil back in the bottle or cup for future use.
4: Empty coffee tins are used for storing sugar
&
salt.
5: When they boil milk they add water to
increase
its volume,
6: Empty mazoe & soft drink bottles are used
for
storing water in the fridge.
7: No matter how cheap something is they will
always ask for the price to be reduced.
8: If the bus conductor forgets to collect the
bus
fare they will also keep quiet till they get off.
9: When they buy mineral water they will not
throw
away the empty bottle instead they will just
refill it
with tap water
10. when they withdraw cash on ATM, they
recount the
cash in order to verify it.
11. If they buy meat or something delicious
they put in a transparent bag yet when buy
vegetables they put
them in black bag and use short-cuts
Am I lying?
How many shares?
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Lord please teach me to speak the
right words at the right time with the right tone,
that I may live peaceable with my neighbors..
Amen.
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Difficulties in your life don’t come to destroy you , but to help you realize your hidden potential .
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Girls when you going to sleep over at boyfriends place please bring all your toiletries.. Some of us we don’t like sharing face cloths and toothbrush
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Tbh if i was a man who have bad woman
if i work for my money i will not give her some
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“In High school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During the exams, i’d get between 2% an 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks. So i would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called out. One day the Maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s &70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone kept looking at me asking” Man wats up? And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in Maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called Genius wrong.. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, There is a cow who did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now”….
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Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color
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To make someone happy, give them three things:
Attention, Affection and Appreciation. But Don’t unlock the doors to your heart for someone who won’t even unlock their cell phone for you.🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂🙋♂😆😆😆
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The true measure of compatibility is
not the years spent together…
but how good you are for each other.
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I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.
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I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me
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Santa Banta Were Fighting After Exam.
Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?”
Santa: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank”
Sir: “So What?”
Santa: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“
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Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August
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Home vs Varsity vs Work
.
Home: No Data but free food
.
Varsity: free Data but No Food.
.
Work: No Data No Food.
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How can u tell me on how to solve my problems
and u urself u r unable to solve urs
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