I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company

No matter how full my wardrobe is,
I never seem to find anything to wear.

exam will make u ask yourself
if you wanna leave school or
u want school to leave you🙆🏻‍♂️

Dear Single Nd beautiful Ladies: i want to tell you the Bitter truth😥
That 500 nd above likes you always get chases a potential future husband away

I really struggle with being lazy…I say to myself,
“Should I sit down and do nothing or
should I lie down and do nothing?”

Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!

She was my daily crush until She posted:
“Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door

Fake Friends – Never ask for food..🍩
👭Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍜
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👥Fake Friends – Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
👭Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😢
👭Real Friends – Cry with you😭
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
👭Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🎒
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..💭
👭Real Friends – Could write a book about you📚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door..🏡
👭Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🙋
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over🎭
👭Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”🙌
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Are around for a while..🚶
👭Real Friends – Are for life💙
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😄
👭Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it💚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – will read this.📃
👭Real Friends – will share this📠