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Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over them. They are life-changing statements:

1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide.

2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions.

3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad because it’s a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.

4. Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath.

5. In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them – a wall or a bridge.

6. Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful.

7. There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat.

8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.

9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.

10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

11. If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven’t done much today.

12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs.

13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you can’t view the plain.

14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.

15. You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently.

16. It is not what you don’t have that limits you; it is what you have but don’t know how to use.

17. What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson.

18. The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value.

19. If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think that the person is a fool…… Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.

20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t expect it from cheap people.

Have a good day

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Pursue your dreams without considering people! People will tell you you can’t do something just because they themselves think they can’t do it. You got a dream, you gotta protect it. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you and believe in your dreams!

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There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…

1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.

4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.

5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.

6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.

7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format

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Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku

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Research shows that gay people are rich
because they don’t date girls

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The most attractive thing to me is effort.
Someone who really wants to talk to me,
see me and make me a part of their day.

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And that’s what I figured out lately.
They all listen to reply, or listen because they want to know a certain detail.
They act like listening but they are all somewhere else waiting for you to stop talking.

When you talk, choose a person who listens as if it’s their own story.
Choose someone who knows more details about you, you even forget.

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You can’t play it safe your whole life and expect to reach your highest potential. You’ve got to be willing to take some risk..!

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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk,
my brother-in-law answered,
“Marc, with a C.”
Minutes later, he was handed his coffee
with his name written on the side: Cark

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Girlfriend : “ILY”

Ronnie : “mmmh! thats so romantic please spell it out”

Girlfriend : “I’m Leaving You”

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That happy moment
when your friend returns your money
after you have almost forgot about it..

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Date a guy who respects you as a woman. Date a guy who knows how to treat you like a lady. Date a guy who knows how sensitive you are.
Date a guy who doesn’t know how to raise his voice at you. Someone who doesn’t know how to hurt a woman like you because he’s a real man and he knows hurting women is wrong.
Lastly, date a man who makes genuine efforts to make you happy. You deserve a guy who makes you smile, not someone who makes you cry.

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A certain family was having dinner, and their
six year old girl (Joy) started telling a story.
•°•
Joy: On my way back from school, I saw dad
with a girl…
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Father: Shut up! Don’t talk with food in your
mouth… !
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Mother: No no no. Let her talk…
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Joy: Dad, you went in to the bush, I followed
you and you started kissing and
undressed her and then…!!!
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Mother: And then what baby? Say it. I’ll get
you a bunch of chocolate …
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Joy: They started doing what you did with
uncle Daniel when dad was not
around….
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Mother: Shut up, your dad has told you not
to talk with food in your mouth. Stupid child.
No table manners…..!!

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Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,

She Will Enter Your Life,

Scan Your Pocket,

Transfer Your Money,

Edit Your Mind,

Download Her Problems,

Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.

So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,

I Am A Professional Anti Virus…

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Always kind,polite and lovely.
Never judge anyone by appearance but the characters .
my dignity defines whom I am

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