Those boys whose has been collecting numbers like they register SIM…
You know what my SIM is already registered wai
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When your gf/wife says ‘wow’ in the middle of the heated arguement. Bro just stop right there….
she is now deepily hurt💔 not just angry😡
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Teacher:Who ever answer my last question will go home
Student:Threw a bag outside the class
Teacher :Who just threw that?
Student :me
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If your ex comes back and ask for a second chance
What would you say?
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There is no man who can explain stress than a guy
who impregnated an ugly chick
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Life can’t be perfect,men can’t be perfect,
women can’t be perfect ^^
so don’t let them surprise you with their actions ^^
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👶: full tank is calling you
👩🏽: what?
When you go outside you find you boyfriend wearing Diesel label from head to toe 🚶♂️
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Today, I met my ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of a store, I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very very happy. I spoke as if they asked me that.
I proceeded in as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I chattered a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt they envied me sooo much.
Now, my issue is, if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, baby seat, soaps and sponge. I am around Boksburg, Commissioner street
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My mom told dad”when u finish watering the garden we need to talk about something l saw on your phone”
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;( it been 4 days n dad is still watering the garden
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Teacher: Okay, class. Pass your drawings.(A boy passed a blank paper)
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Teacher: Huh? Where’s your drawing? What did you draw?
Boy: I drew a cow and grass.
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Teacher: Where’s the grass?
Boy: The cow ate it.
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Teacher: Where’s the cow?
Boy: Banna, kanti why would the cow stay there when it has nothing left to eat
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Quote of de day
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didnt just wake up and become the best players ,they trained for a long time .so if your wife is so good in bed , my brother i have bad news for u
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Photographer: Principal my photos will cost R10 each child
Principal: Teachers please tell the students that photos are R20
Teachers: Kids 2morrow bring R30 for photos
Child: Mom the teacher said we must bring R50 for the photos
Mom:Daddy our kid needs R100 for the school photos…
And you expect corruption to end.!!!!
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All of us have someone in this world with whom we feel a closeness. Perhaps it is a son, brother, sister, mother, father, niece, nephew, or just a close friend.
It is difficult to see them suffer any pain, but can you imagine the love it would take for you to voluntarily inflict pain upon them for the benefit of ungodly people when they have done nothing wrong or worthy of pain? If you can grasp that though, you will have some idea of what went on in the mind of God in giving His only son
There can be no true love without sacrifice. In scripture, love and sacrifice are connected.(1John 3:16)
Good morning and have a Blessed Sunday as well
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That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car
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Wanna know a fact?
Your crush is liking someone,
and this someone isn’t you. 🙃
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*SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A TEACHER*
A teacher went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a *menu* but forgot what it was called.
He asked the waiter, “can I see food *syllabus* please?
The waiter said, “What?”
The teacher replied, *”Table of contents”*
The waiter said, “No we don’t have such”
The teacher, “I mean *food curriculum”* 😜😜😜😅😅😅😂😂🤣😂🤣😂Good day Teachers.
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