During a class lesson the teacher ask Rich a question✔
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Teacher: 1+1 is equal to?😐
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Rich: 2 Madam😕
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[ Class mates laugh and clapped their hands]
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Rich quickly said: I’m kidding mam It’s 3😯
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[Class died and the teacher fainted]
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When you learn to accept instead of expect,
you’ll have fewer disappointments……
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Relationships are like a Book.
It takes years to write but second to burn.
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I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.”
I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I’m Getting You A New Car”
She Text Back In One Second: “OMG Really?”
I Replied: “No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.“
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That awkward moment when u are talking to a very handsome dude at a funeral then ur mom comes and say to u
“pour that samp in a plastic that’s dinner
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If wer continue wearing mask😷 for more 7 years.
Our children will think Mouth’s is a private part😏
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[Dear Beautiful Ladies]
Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty cause the day u get 2 likes, You’ll feel ugly!!!
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Two things to remember,
DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and
DON’T make promises when you’re happy.
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You may not be able to control every situation
and it’s outcome, but you can control your attitude
and how you deal with it.
Good morning
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shame on u girls
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days are more hotter then u…
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Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y..
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face this then i can face anything.
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TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
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Dating A Slim Girl Can Be So Confusing🚷
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You Don’t Know Whether She Needs Love Or Food😧
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Kiss me. Hug me. Love me. The same quantity of those sweetest things I will return as soon as possible. Happy Valentine’s Day my prince charming!
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*Did you know*
A boiled cabbage has higher nutrients than 3 pieces of chicken
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knock knock
😒: Who’s there
😂:Coca cola
😒:Coca cola who?
😂:Coca cola lang sana Ang Yung minahal di ka muling mag iisa ,di kana mangangaylangan pang humanap ng iba.🎶🎵
Ps:Nakita ko lang sa PROFOUNDLY
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