Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….
That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂
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1 universe,
• 8 planets,
• 195 countries,
• 5 oceans,
• 7 billion people.. …
and I choose to fall in love with those who ignore me >
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She told me that she can’t visit men.
So I asked, are u a virgin? She said no, then I asked but how you lose your virginity? She blocked me🤦🏽♂️
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FIFA is currently investigating how Orlando pirates
went to FIFA world cup as Panama
Coz the 6-1 score looks familiar
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I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED “JAY”☺☝
BUT IN SHORT I CALL HIM “J”
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I got into the betting room and said to the
people who were inside not to bet,why
guessing money go find proper job.
I was surprised to see myself in the
hospital.
The idiots almost killed me
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Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too.
They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
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When you lock the door to kill a snake and electricity goes off my friend thats when you realize that the devil is using your life to test the new version of temple run.
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You want & you get, that’s LUCK
you want & you wait, that’s TIME
you want but you compromise, that’s LIFE
And you want & you wait & you don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
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The way some white people are so racist you will swear that at their schools there’s a subject called “Racist subject”
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Be a person who does not see obstacles as an obstacle,
make yourself out of everything easily. ‘
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When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…
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Don’t Be Surprised If Your Boyfriend
Doesn’t Marry You, it’s Not Easy Paying For
Something That You Already Ate
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Most ladies don’t know how to chat, they
just answer questions.
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One day some friends dropped in on a couple without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled the husband aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”
The husband winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.”
As soon as the tea was served the husband says to the guests, “Let’s play a game of chance. One cup of tea has no sugar, who ever gets it will take us all for dinner tonight.”
The result?
All guests claimed they had never tasted such sweet tea!
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I don’t take someone’s boyfriend 🤔 I take a boyfriend who will always say he loves me 🤗 when I look at his left hand, I don’t see a ring 💍 when I look at his face 🙄 I don’t see Someone’s name 🗣️ so what do you say I took your man, please bring the album of your wedding pictures please 👏
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