One evening last week, my wife and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat
up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I
just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT?!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every husband on
the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional
needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man.” She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big
department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which
one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each
outfit.”
We went on to the jewellery department where
she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She
was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know
how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s
fine, honey.” She was so excited.
Smiling with anticipation, she finally said, “I
think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted
out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped, “WHAT?”
I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch
with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?

Introduce your bae💑 to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup..!

Leave that abusive relationship before you become a motivational speaker…

Yesterday my pressing iron stopped working so I went to my neighbour’s house and asked to borrow Thiers. They told me to come and use it in their house and I did.
Today my neighbour came and asked if I could borrow them the broom, so I asked them to come and use it in my house…
Tit for tat!!!!!!

Why all these Pastors and Prophets who are currently here in South Africa can’t go to other African countries like Libya, Zimbabwe, Tunisia, Egypt and Morocco etc, to do the dirty works there too? Why is it seems like everyone who want to become Pastor/Prophet the first choice is to come to South Africa?

An american tourist asked a boatman in
zanzibar…
Do you know,
-biology
-psychology
-geology
-geography or criminology?.. …
The boatman said, No i dont know any of those.
The tourist then said, what the hell do you know
on this earth?…you will die of illiteracy .
The boatman said nothing…..After a while the
boat developed a fault and started sinking,
The boatman then asked the tourist, Do you know,
Swimmology and Escapology from the
Crocodiology?…
the tourist said “No”
The boatman then said, well today you will
Drowology and the Crocodiology will eat your
Assology. I will not Helpology and you will dieology
because of your Badmouthology

If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!

Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.

Smoke causes * CANCER *
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Alcohol Cause *DANCER *