Your girlfriend will always tell you about the guys
she rejected not the ones she accepted.
Be wise

Teacher : why are you late today?
Precious : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to
wake me up in the morning..

A lady asked her boy, “Baby, am i the only one that you love in this world ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The boyfriend replied, “Yes, you are the one only one, but why are you all asking same question ?”

Tht moment whn a Zulu guy says: I’m Solly and u get confused
whether he’s apologizing or introducing himself

Wow I can’t believe that all this time I’ve been wasting my time eating meat and soft drinks😒..
when I can eat cabbage and drink water..which is delicious and very healthy Shem😍

Next Month im getting married
With or without a Wife.

That irritating moment when u just can’t
seem to locate the longer side of your
blanket during that harsh winter night! You
try pulling your blanket to cover your head,
but your two naughty feet keep on popping
out. Damn you winter!!! What power do you
have to make us suffer!!

– i Asked A Girl To Take Me Out And
She Said i Don’t Have A Shame 😱 ..
Did i Say Something Wrong ? 😥
I’m Not Understanding

Ur father’s side of the family might not care about you
but ur mother’s side has the deadliest Snakes hiding behind smiles

Plis my people prey for me i am righting inglish agein dis yeah , i have been feilling sins 2009 but dis yeah i am redi and confeedent i will pass weith an A
Do u think i wheel made it?