Don’t take me as a purse.
You only consult me when you are in need.
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I laugh seriously wen I hear
pple say Mark zukerberg and Bill
gate dropped out of school and
still made it very Big in life…
Remember it was
university and nt primary school
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Can’t stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today because I’ve just received a call from our CEO asking me to replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell when u
were taking your phone out of your pocket…..🙄
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the kombi
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You can’t be born in February and be normal
the month itself is not complete
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Dear Taxi Drivers:
I think you must start putting calculators on that front seat so that we can work easily…
Hey maths is killing us shem
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Why are you knocking at every door ?
Go, knock at the door of your own heart.
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When they can’t afford Makeup Anymore they Upload a Pic
with the Caption *My sick face*
Girls why giving yourselves Pressure..
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A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,
Woman: “Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?”
Maid: “Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty“
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Teacher: Calvin name the animal start With the later D
Calvin : Dog style
Teacher: Nonsense now the letter T
Calvin : The Dog style
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They have started waving again guess
the conference didnt help at all
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LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE DISTRACTED BY THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS.💛🌺
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2⃣. YOU CAN’T MAKE OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY UNTIL YOU MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY.
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[Depression]
Is when you go through All the filters &
but your pic is still ugly…
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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Interviewer: – What Drives You?
Candidate: – The Bus Mostly.
Interviewer: – I Mean What Motivates You To
Get Out Of Bed In The Morning?
Candidate: – Missing the Bus!
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Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments
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Imagine Posting “I’m Home Alone” Then A
Thief From Your Hood React With (WOW)
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