Carrying unwanted pregnancy is like carrying a big bags for your big sis
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Carrying unwanted pregnancy is like carrying a big bags for your big sis
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Xhosa girls don’t deserve to be taken out on dates cause when you taking her out on a date she will bring her friends along
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True love is not the number of kisses or how often you get them,
true love is the feeling that still lingers long after the kiss is over.
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If you send her R29 Vodacom airtime and she sends you a please call,
my brother marry that chick she knows how to budget !!!
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Sorry the joke is still under construction….
but do come back tomorrow
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Hi guys
I need the wheelchair plz where to buy and
how much do they deliver or only for collection
can I place an order
my relationship is not going well
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If yu wanna be hated by all woman….
Be rich, intelligent, prosperous,Tall, Handsome and
then be gay ✊
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“Time will pass; these moods will pass; and I will, eventually, be myself again.”
Exams stress any tips?
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An uneducated girl will force to marry her because she knows that a marriage certificate is the only diploma she may ever hold
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A Man Had Just Boarded And Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window On The Plane,
When Another Man Sat Down In The Aisle Seat And Put His Black Labrador In The Middle Seat Next To The Man.
The First Man Looked Very Quizzically At The Dog And Asked Why The Dog Was Allowed On The Plane.
The Second Man Explained That He Was From The Police Drugs Enforcement Agency And That The Dog Was A ‘Sniffing Dog’.
His Name Is Sniffer And He’s The Best There Is. I’ll Show You Once We Get Airborne, When I Put Him To Work.
The Plane Took Off, And Once It Has Leveled Out, The Policeman Said: “Watch This”
He Told Sniffer To ‘Search’
Sniffer Jumped Down, Walked Along The Aisle, And Finally Sat Very Purposefully Next To A Woman For Several Seconds.
Sniffer Then Returned To His Seat And Put One Paw On The Policeman’s Arm.
The Policeman Said: “Good Boy”
And He Turned To The Man And Said: “That Woman Is In Possession Of Marijuana, I’m Making A Note Of Her Seat Number And The Authorities Will Apprehend Her When We Land”
The First Man Replied: “Gee, That’s Pretty Good”
Once Again, The Policeman Sent Sniffer To Search The Aisles.
The Lab Sniffed About, Sat Down Beside A Man For A Few Seconds, Returned To Its Seat, And This Time He Placed Two Paws On The Agent’s Arm.
The Policeman Said: “Two Paws Mean That Man Is Carrying Cocaine, So Again, I’m Making A Note Of His Seat Number For The Police”
His Seat Mate Said: “I Like It!”
The Policeman Then Told Sniffer To ‘Search’ Again.
Sniffer Walked Up And Down The Aisles For A Little While, Sat Down For A Moment, And Then Came Racing Back To The Agent, Jumped Into The Middle Seat And Proceeded To Shit All Over The Place.
The First Man Was Really Disgusted By This Behaviour And Couldn’t Figure Out How Or Why A Well-Trained Dog Would Behave Like That So He Asked The Policeman: “What’s Going On?”
The Policeman Nervously Replied: “He’s Just Found A Bomb”
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Dear Alcohol
We had a deal where you would make me funnier,
smarter and a better dancer……..
I saw the video of myself……. We need to talk.
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How to keep a woman:
1. Be honest.
2. Stay loyal.
3. Make efforts.
Because women value honesty more than anything else, appreciate a man’s loyalty more than his looks, and looks for efforts to know if the guy is really serious.
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The four most appreciated & meaningful phrases in a relationship are: “I Love You”, “Thank You”, “I’m Sorry”, and “I Forgive You”. 💛❤
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But many people find it hard to say them out to their partners.💚
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They have too much pride and many have lost their relationships in such a way.💙
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If you wanna stay happy forever in love, always use these words in your relationships at the right time, mean them and accompany them with actions..!💜
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He wrote “human bins”instead of Human Beems.
Should I dump him ?
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married???
…That was common sense leaving your body!
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I Think Snap Chat Is For Girls Only………
I Wanted To Run Away From My Own Image
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