SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie
So you go to your girlfriends place
without notice and find another guy ,
Then you get hurt,
But my brother the bible says
only Jesus will come like a thief without notice,
you are not Jesus, stop being emotional.
Guys may kanta ako sa inyo ” Kung ikaw may jowa tumawa ka hahaha,
Kung ikaw ay may jowa tumawa ka hahaha.
Kung ikaw ay may jowa ang buhay mo sasaya kung ikaw ay may jowa mahal ka ba? Yun lng!
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,”he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand andwhispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”
