Guys I’m Afraid Of Having Kids…
What if They Want Help in Mathematics?
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Why was the calendar nervous
Because its days were numbered
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I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school
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I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊..
my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture …
I think he must be spring cleaning my room
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❤ You are My HaPpy Place ❤
❤ So please just stay in My Life ❤
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Meanwhile At The ATM 👇
– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend
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When you give yourself to someone who doesn’t respect you, you surrender pieces of your soul that you’ll never get back. There comes a point when you have to let go and stop trying with some people. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll find a way to put you there.
❤💛💛💛💛❤
Sometimes you just need to let go and accept the fact that they don’t care for you the way you care for them. Let them leave your life quietly. Letting go is oftentimes easier than holding on. We think it’s too hard to let go, until we actually do.
💙💜💜💜💜💙
Then we ask ourselves, “Why didn’t I do this sooner?”
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Dear Camera,
I hate the way you you make me ugly.
Mirror is so nice to me.
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It’s always a great way to start the day
when your favorite person sends you a sweet,
good morning message
Good Morning !!
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I don’t know why drunk people love to speak
near other people’s faces.
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Any lady who looks great in her natural hair
is capable of stealing your man😆
Thats not even open for discussion
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Apart from “I love you,I miss you,I can’t live without you” what other jokes do you know??
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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
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“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
— Woody Allen
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Where were you? When things were not oky
Where were you? When I needed a shoulder to cry on
A hand to lift me
An ear to hear me
Eyes that could look to mine and say everything is going to be oky
A heart that would stand all my depressive moments
It is oky do you know why?
Because right then I realized I knocked on the wrong door
I humiliated my self in front of another weak human just like me ,that won’t change a thing
That will leave me at the first possible chance
Then
Something inside took me into Allah path
To invocation (douaa)
Took me to all I needed to the most merciful
Allah to our everything when we have nothing
Allah thank you for everything even hardship because you know best❤
Allah forgive us and grant us wisdom and passion
Good night💙 a prayer that will come true inshallah
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December is time for “ I never stopped loving you”
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