That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung Continue Reading..

You’ll Never Hear A Lady’s Real Voice Unless She’s Being Chased By A Dog

Doctor to patient: How did you hurt yourself so badly? Patient: I simply asked my wife, “where have you been?” Continue Reading..

Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t find anything wrong, it must be the drink.” Me: “OK, I’ll come Continue Reading..

A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.* Am waiting for the rejected Continue Reading..

have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.

To those who failed📖📃 Do u still remember… . “SIR IT’S NOT YOUR PERIOD”

IRRITATING & BORING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES 2. Am back pals! (So ?) 3. Am sick! (Go to the hospital!) 4. Continue Reading..