I called you on video call🎞️ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & Continue Reading..

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted

My sister stay away from a relationship where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral

I don’t chase dreams, I just go back to bed and try to dream it again

Classic Revenge… 😜 . Recently somewhere on the streets, Ofengo met his High School Maths Teacher and he asked for Continue Reading..

MAN: Marry me? WOMAN: Do you have a flat? MAN: No. WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car? MAN: No. Continue Reading..

I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags. I once lost a Fridge, Washing Machine and my brother

i Love Blowing Air into Babies Face And Watch Them Struggle To Breathe