Any lady who looks great in her natural hair
is capable of stealing your man😆
Thats not even open for discussion

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning

They should have just let me study medicine with my level 2 maths. I was just gonna focus on small diseases like flu and headache

A girl asked me if Kaizer Chiefs is a series.
I asked her why & she replied “Cos their fans are always waiting for next season.

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

Anonymous to Dr Phil; “I am 75, have 5 wifes and also have a blessee, and cant stop sleeping with my friends’s wifes and daughters. Should I marry them also ?”
Dr Phil : “Voetsek Zuma, I know its you !”

Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*

Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are

The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks

I will never allow my Grandma to stay in an old age home🙅‍♀️

She’s gonna stay with my sister.