Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk
Me: I didn’t see you coming
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Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk
Me: I didn’t see you coming
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Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father
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If i’m wrong, educate me.
Don’t belittle me.
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Happy moments praise God,
difficult moments seek God,
quiet moments worship God,
painful moments trust God,
every moment thank God,
Good Morning!
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Hie all….
I am selling a double door fridge for only R500 but doesnt have a door and that is not a problem because you can use a curtain as a door😂
Inbox if you are interested.
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I am thinking of creating a social network, I’ll name it *”FINGER”* ..
So people will be like;
l”ll FINGER you when i get home.
” Ladies will be like, hey Cinderella why didn’t you finger me last night. Oh Catherine
I was fingering you but you did not respond
Guys will be like, let me know once you are free, so i can finger you.
stop looking at me like that 😕 It’s Just an idea…
What do u think?😒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
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I don’t even trust my self ,
so why should i trust someone else.
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Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.
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Dear parents,
HABITS THAT SHOW IMPROPER UPBRINGING IN CHILDREN
Please, carefully look into the list below to see where you may want to make amends on yourself or the young ones you are caring for.
Children, if not properly groomed may never get to the top in life, even if the parents are at the top of their career.
Manners take you to where your education can’t irrespective of your status, money or the “who you know” factor.
1) Going to your child’s school dressed indecently? Think again.
2) Speaking rashly to your child’s teacher.
3) Cursing, using foul words or swearing in front of your children.
4) Using makeup on children.
5) Dressing indecently for children (they loose the sense of their princesshood).
6) Putting earrings on your son’s ears.
7) Your child hold the cup or glassware by the brim and you don’t correct.
8) Your children don’t greet and you just feel they will come around one day because they have a mood swing. ( You will be blamed for it)
9) Your children eat with their mouth opened and you feel they will grow up some day.
10) Your children bring home something you did not buy for them and you say nothing. ( that is the beginning of stealing)
11) They talk back at you and you conclude it’s okay since you are a 21st century mummy. ( You will hate yourself if they do that outside and they are disciplined )
12) They interrupt when you are speaking with another adult and you think they are bold and clever. (Its really bad manners)
13) They exercise authority over their nanny and domestic staff and you let them be. ( that is bad parenting)
14) They say things like “my driver is on his way…”
I am not an advocate that children should call your domestic staff aunty or brother, calling them by name when they are not young people is not poise either. The use of Miss, Mr or Mrs will look good on them.
15) Your children don’t say- ‘Thank you’ when they have been helped or served something and you are cool with that.
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I’m not mad that my girl cheated on me. I hate the fact that she said that guy was her uncle, I used to call that nigga “malome” when we were in his car
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Some Girls are really poor in romance. you hit her with a pillow,
Boom she’s chasing you with a knife.
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Please my people I need your advice:
If it wise for a young guy to MARRIAGE A WINDOW?
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You Are Not African Enough If You Have Never Clap You Hands
In The Air To Kill Mosquito
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That Annoying Moment ,
When You Are Trying To Be A Nice Person
But They Are Testing Every Ounce Of Your Patience
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Son: Dad, what does gay means?
Father: It means to be happy.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
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A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate. The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease. He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days. When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs. After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said “If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.” The old man replied, “I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because GOD let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!”
We rarely thank GOD for these things which are indeed great favours. Let us ask GOD to grant us the ability to recognize His bounties and thank Him often.
And He gave you of all that you asked for, and if you count the blessings of GOD, never will you be able to count them, they are more than the sand in the ocean
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