A man Phiri and his wife Pamela
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia
25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell
down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse
dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . .
. .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
“This is your first time”
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth has been shut🙊

I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because some ladies are looking like poor Somalians.
Whereas others are looking like divorced Indians.

I think am old enough now… I think my parents should move out.
I need my space now. How do i ask them to move out??

I’ve Done So Many Mistakes In My Life,
But I Have Never Left Without Eating At The Funeral

I don’t know why drunk people love to speak
near other people’s faces.

[Dear Ladies💕]
Have you noticed that a Man becomes boring after refusing to send you money? 💁
~•~
Like everything he says after that is nonsense.

“Driver I will Pay For Everyone” Is Very Important When
You Enter A Taxi And Find Your Ex Sitting With The New Bae

Give Him 20 chances Than To give 20 different Guys a chance…
chose to be Stupid Than to be a Hoe

A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion, he had a big pool filled with alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to swim across the pool and come out unharmed would be granted three wishes.
Immediately, there was complete silence, nobody wanted to risk his or her life. All of a Sudden, there was a big splash and Akpos was swimming like hell! He successfully came out alive.
He was then given a round of applause. Everyone was anxious to know what gave Akpos the courage to do it, but then, the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”
Akpos replied, “Give me a shotgun, 3 rounds of shells (bullets) and show me the idiot who pushed me inside the Pool!.”