*Normal Man:* Why is that you people (mad people) always laugh when there’s nothing to laugh about?
*Mad man:* Its because you people don’t see what we see.
*Normal Man:* What do you people see?
*Mad man:* Have u ever seen an ant breastfeeding it babies? Or dogs having a marriage ceremony?
*Normal Man:* (Burst out with laughter..) Hahahaha!!! (and accidentally puffed)
*Mad man:* See how you are laughing and puffing now without even seeing anything.. what more will you do if you see those things? Obvious!! You will need pampers!
If you spend too much time holding on to the one who treats you like an option, you’ll miss finding the one who treats you like a priority.
Know Your Worth
WHO ARE U DECEIVING ?
You got angry in church and stopped being the member of the choir, left ushering, stopped sanctuary cleaning and every other work you were doing in church.
Eventually you’ve stopped going to the church because someone spoke to you in a way you didn’t like…
Most of the messages from the pulpit was against you from your opinion…
Nobody called you when you were sick because according to you, “they do not love or care in the church…”
But pls excuse me…
You’ve not stopped working for the boss who insults you most of the time, neither have you stopped work because your colleagues spoke ill of you… (Money was the reason)
When you were sick, you didn’t wait for your boss to call you or look for you at work. Rather, you called and told him about your present condition. No complaint about him not visiting you (Fear of query or loss of the job)
Do you remember that at school, your teachers, your schoolmates and or even your best friends offended you, yet you didn’t stop schooling..
You can easily miss Church but not lectures because the lecturer will take attendance which counts in assessment
You can be late with your appointment with God at Church but you will be extra early for your visa interview at the embassy… �
Who are you deceiving?
I don’t blame you too much. Maybe you don’t know or you don’t have adequate revelation about Church…
Please, Hear Me! Church is not a “No Offense Club” where all things must be done to please you and you alone.
What have you done in church for the good of others?
According to Scripture the first knowledge everybody must have about Church is that… It’s The House Of God and The Gate of Heaven…
Genesis 28:17…
Your service to God must be with reverential fear, honor and respect.
God is watching… � _
Change your attitude.
Please Share with your friends and let’s effect a positive change for God
Some times we just need some wake up calls we need some bad things to happen in order to know who are our real friends
You may end up loosing every one but you will realize that you got a heavy weight off your shoulder
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
she changes her surname💛
💛she changes her home💛
💛she leaves her family💛
💛she moves in with you💛
💛she builds a home with you💛
💛she gets pregnant for you💛
💛her pregnancy changes her body for you💛
💛she gets fat for you💛
💛She almost gave up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth for you💛
💛even the kids she delivers bear your name, till the day she dies everything she does for you💛
💛I respect and love every woman who’s reading here💛
