Have you ever seen a pregnant slender girl near you. 😂 😂 😂
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The are very funny, they look like small letter “b”.

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that’s a good team…
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these teams…
Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain…
Wife : okay but they look the same…what’s that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player…
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no…
Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning; red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling…
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play….
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing, who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the Arsenal coach ….Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

Hi, I am currently in high school, doing Grd 12.
I applied at UJ fortunate enough i got a letter that says
i was admitted,
so should i quit school and Go There to study or what?

Tips For Loosing Weight..! Slowly Turn Your Head To The Left Then Again To Your Right.. Repeat This Exercise When i Offer You Food…Thank Me Later

Some idiot came to me and told me that
my ex is now fresh, cute, looks more sexy
and beautiful,, please my fellow friends if
they renovate my primary school does that
mean I should leave university and start
again?_*

Abe and Sarah lying in bed. Freezing weather.
Sarah says, “ Abe, oy it’s so cold I’m freezing.”
So Abe gets up and gets an extra blanket from the cupboard.
“ Are you a bit warmer, feigele ? “ he asks.
“ Oy “ she replies. “ I’m still a bit cold.”
So he gets up once more and gets a thick woollen jersey and puts it on her.
“ Now are you warm ?” he says.
Sarah replies, “ You know, Abe. When I was a little girl in bed in winter, my mother would come lie next to me and snuggle up to keep me warm. Oy, a meichel.”
Abe looks at her and says, “ For G-d’s sake, Sarah, it’s one o’clock in the morning.
I’m NOT going to fetch your mother!!”

My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly.
They waited until it was time for church drama,
then they made me Satan!

If we breakup im coming to collect my teddy bear
cant leave my kid with a Stranger Never😂