Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

Buying data is the thing that’s holding me from being a millionaire

Apart from “I love you,I miss you,I can’t live without you” what other jokes do you know??

Witchcraft is that moment you post I love you on bae’s wall then the post dissapears🙁

There’s not having anger issues like peanut butter, First it will tore ur bread apart and then choke you.

Imagine dating someone who likes going to church but he/she don’t even know the type of wood they used when Continue Reading..

dont understand why ladies cross their legs whenever they seat.. I mean What is the purpose of wearing expensive penties??

I bought cheap power bank in Chinese shop, i was happy until my phone started charging the power bank