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Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that

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Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.

Dentist: “Sir, At Least In My Clinic, Please Open Your Mouth“

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Jealousy comes from counting others blessings
instead of our own.

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You can’t date a depressed girl you found online

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A man calls a radio show during
dedication time.
Man:am calling to report abt a lost
n found item.
Presenter:Go on.
Man:I picked a wallet tht contains
a gold watch,50 k notes n an ID
wth a name Richard Onyango
Presenter:So, yu want me to help
you find the owner?
Man:No!I want to dedicate him
the song U SAVED ME by R. Kelly.

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Skebhe’s wife : honey! you boss is here, You better hide

Skebhe : no baby! you hide . I called and told him the reason I didn’t come to work , you are dead

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Stop being available for people who only remember u when they need something from u.

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My girlfriend said I must delete my Facebook account or
she’s leaving me
So I’ll be back guys; let me help her pack her bags

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The only people that deserve to be in your Life are the ones that make you “Happy”.🌼
💙💚💛💜❤
2⃣. Right now, someone is planning something for tomorrow without realizing they’re going to die today. Life is short. Live it!

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Life Is Very Complicated. Don’t try To Find Answers
Because When You Find Answers Life Changes The Questions…..

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Why are bachelors slimmer than married men?
Bachelors return from work and see the same boring stuff in the’ fridge’and go to ‘bed’…..
Whereas married men return from work and see the same boring stuff in ‘bed’ and go to the ‘fridge’.

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Give Him 20 chances Than To give 20 different Guys a chance…
chose to be Stupid Than to be a Hoe

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I want to eat but my friend is showing no
signs of leaving

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When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!

Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!

If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning

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Never lend money to a lady you ain’t dating.
Let her suffer with her broke boyfriend.😂😂😂

Its their business tu!!!!!😂

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If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

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