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Question: “What Is The Hardest Job In The World?”

Answer: “Sketching For Police Officers In China“

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I hate it when people confuse education with intelligence,
you can have a degree and still be an idiot.

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Sometimes it is better to be kind than to be right.
We do not need an intelligent mind that speaks,
but a patient heart that listens.

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I wanted to suggest that when one of us in this App is sick, we can go n visit the person with 1 bag of Rice, 3 chickens, 1 ltr of cooking oil, Dollar 200 air time and cash of Dollar 500 If we all agree to my sugggestion we can start tomorrow, am not feeling well… I am feeling body pains all over.

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Her : Baby I Lost My Phone.

Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.

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You can’t change what’s happened in your past,
so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it

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Anytime i smoke weed, i see my self as a nollywood Star

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Forget about electric shock , nothing shocks more than
touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.

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Every Time I Do Something Nice For My Girl
Other Girls Ask “Where Can I Get a Man Like You”
Right Here Baby, I Can Cheat.

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God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China 😎

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Destiny is not a matter of chance.
Its a matter of choice.

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Your life is a result of the choices you make.
If you don’t like your life,
it is time to start making better choices.

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CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAD MAN AND A NORMAL MAN*

*Normal Man:* Why is that you people (mad people) always laugh when there’s nothing to laugh about?

*Mad man:* Its because you people don’t see what we see.

*Normal Man:* What do you people see?

*Mad man:* Have u ever seen an ant breastfeeding it babies? Or dogs having a marriage ceremony?

*Normal Man:* (Burst out with laughter..) Hahahaha!!! (and accidentally puffed)

*Mad man:* See how you are laughing and puffing now without even seeing anything.. what more will you do if you see those things? Obvious!! You will need pampers!

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You Need 2 Stop Assuming That Every women
doing better Than You Is having a
“Sugar Daddy!”

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Little Johnny’s father asked for report card.
Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.”
“Why not?” His father asked.
“My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

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When you play “God’s Plan”, music video,
Drake give people money, cars, etc.
but if you play that Music video in Reverse
Drake takes Money & Cars from People

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