No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You
A Toy Phone You Answer It.

My wife went on a holiday leaving me behind. I got horny one day and decided to try the maid who has just arrived from the village. I called the maid to the bedroom where I had taken off my clothes and pointed to my manhood: “do you know what this is?” I said.
Maid: (acting shy) yes
Me : “do you know what is it for?”
Maid: “yes”
Me : show me
The maid immediately knelt down, hold the item with both hands, drew closer and opens her mouth. (At this point I was shivering with anticipation and excitement).
The maid then began : “My name is Mary, I’m 23 years old from Orange farm. I want to send a shout out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Nkosi, my uncle Lesley, my brother Sylvester Nkosi . I would like to tell my boyfriend that I miss him. Can you please play a song ” Work Work Work ” by rihanna. Thank you. She then turn to me and said : “Boss, take your microphone. I’m done”

I fainted

When I Wake Up I Just Grab My Phone📱
I Don’t Even Check If I’m Alive Or Not

Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha😂 even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention

Facts about VW Polo Drivers.
#1 They struggle to make ends meet.
#2 They always try to have atleast quarter tank
#3 They always know where the next party is
#4 They know all the routes like Taxi-drivers
#5Those people understand the taste of life,they always having good company whent it comes to the other gender.
#6 They visit the best buyers if beer always
#7 They love good life even if they afford a little they dont stress
#8 The good part of them they not retualists like the jeep,ranger and Mercedes drivers
#9they bath thats why they take our ladies
#10 They go gettas thats why they seem to be always having money
#11 THEY LIKE WORKING AND ARE HARDWORKERS THATS WHY THEY DON’T GIVE UP
Stop abusing them as if you better than them with your Tazz and i10
Bomasaka

If ur wife cheats on you..my brother dont beat her,never sent her packing,dont argue with her… just make a big portrait photo of the guy she cheated with…and put it in ur living room,so that everytime visitors ask who the guy is::: you tell your wife to explain to them