A man who knows what he want will never date 2 girls….
He will date atleast 4 to 7 girls😂😂😂

😂🙌Febing at its best…!!!!!!

Am I the only one who writes “Fast and the Furious”
when coming across “Race” in Application forms

When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…

This world is not our world you dump a
guy because of cheating and get a guy
who was dumped because of cheating,
and claim you moved on ..that’s cross
multiplication*

boyfriends message : Babe I was
involved in an accident Palesa took me
to the hospital😭.
the doctors say I’m in a bad state, left
arm broken😓, cervical dislocation,😞 few
facial injuries and they have to
amputate my left leg.😭
°°°°°°°
Girlfriends message : Who is Palesa😐😠????

If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.

Ladies in 2018 can you please stop drawing yr eye brow nd draw a business plan that so important thing to draw rather than eye brow!!

If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt😒😏

GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
.
Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
.
Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
.
Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
.
Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
.
Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
.
Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
.
Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
.
Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
.
Girl: You never give up do you?
.
Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
.
Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
.
Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
.
Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
.
Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
.
Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!