The mother of a problem child went to see a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Who cares?” she replied.

If Facebook gets banned today
You will see some girls with their pictures
in their hands asking people,
“do you like my pics?”

Most relationships are psychological:
One partner is ‘Psycho’ and the Other one is ‘Logical’…💑
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Be honest which one are you? 💁

Never let anyone do more for you than
you can do for yourself. It’s a trap!

The feeling of giving a Cute Guy your numbers
and he never call

Ladies how does it feels😂

Witchcraft is when she dumps u at the park near a board written
“No dumping here”

Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.

POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄