If we date, I’m pushing you to become a better you. I’m on your neck about your money, education, your future, your goals. You are not about to get distracted by being in a relationship with me. My goal is to elevate your mind and prosper with you.

Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?

Look at you now!

My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day

Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.😃😃

When the relationship is in ICU
.
Her – I love you.
.
Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Girl Got Selected And Boy Failed In Interview By Same Reason. They Both Were Wearing Shirts With Two Top Buttons Opened Before The CEO.

Gents before you get Your Bonuses
.
Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”

That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family

I’m One of those who Get Nervous
Before Saying “Short Left” In Taxi.
I Even Practice It 3 Times In My Head
Before Saying It Out Loud.