Bae this, Bae that ,Bae here, Bae there
the day you’ll be dumped please
call a Press conference we deserve to know. .

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered the same

A couple had a quarrel one evening. When it was time to sleep, the man lay on the floor while the lady slept on the bed. Later into the night, the husband had an erection, he then held his small man and said “you better sleep, didn’t you see that I quarreled with her?”

The lady replied:

“don’t involve everybody in our quarrels, the case is between you and I, don’t involve him. Allow him to come and play with his friend”

After she takes off her wig and you are sitting there n be like:🤔
“No way!!…this person is a Man👩🏻‍🦲

Girls if your boyfriend impregnants you
and run away, date your crush and blame
it on him, we don’t want fatherless kids
this year

You are dating a DJ
And you expect him not
To cheat,?
Someone that mix three songs
At the same time?
U need prayers my sister

Only a married woman can handle his husband
when broke

In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays My Broda you must be Alright Physically,Emotionally,Mentally ,Kissically,Motorcally and Walletically