Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan.
To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap

When a short person tells you nice hair, quickly check your zip*🤣🤣🤣🤣

During my Teenage years,
Girls of my age would tell me that
I am young and that they will shake me..
Where you all at?

have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.

My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day

Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

Don’t take relationship advice from your mother
if you dont know your father

BREAKING NEWS!!!
A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel
this afternoon was at a very high speed along
bulawayo road when the driver spotted a motor bike
that was also at high speed coming towards him.
Meanwhile, the motor bike rider was carrying a
7 months pregnant woman who was just coming
back from chegutu Hospital.
To cut the story short, as they got closer to each
other the tanker driver looked closely and
identified the motorcycle rider to be his
childhood friend. They both slowed down,
stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while
and continued their journey.

I heard billionaires have been called to report in Sandton tomorrow.
I wonder what they are calling us for guys?