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Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents’ face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves, just to see her smiling.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.

His life ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.

If he goes out, he is careless.

If he stays at home, he is lazy.

If he scolds his children, he is a monster.

If he doesn’t scold them, he is an irresponsible man.

If he stops his wife from working, then he is an insecure man.

If he doesn’t stop his wife from working, then he is somebody who lives on his wife’s earnings.

If he listens to mom, he is mama’s boy.

If he listens to his wife, he is, his wife’s slave.

If he does not play he is too serious, stern and stiff.

If he plays, he is a joker who never matures.

If he dresses well, he is extravagant and a possible womanizer. If he doesn’t dress well, he is a loser who is not a gentleman.

If he helps his wife, he is taken for a fool. If he doesn’t help his wife, he is cruel and wicked.

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realise a man’s worth!

HAPPY MEN’S DAY!
Which never comes..

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No matter how fast the taxi driver is going . There’s always that person who is in a hurry more than the driver when the driver over takes you’ll hear them say mxm to show that the driver is doing nothing

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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
and wakes up in your dreams.”

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in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

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He will be like ‘please babie send me your pic… you send👩.
After few minutes please babie send a full one😋😚.
Nxaaa what exactly do you want to see???
Some guys yrrrrrrrr

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If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..

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Noko :- our house is very small. Me, my Uncle’s Wife, my
Uncle, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my Uncle Dons asks, ‘Noko r u
sleeping?’
Then I say No & then he
slaps my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher:- 2nite when ur Uncle asks again, keep dead
quiet & don’t answer.
The folowing morning Noko comes back with a
black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Noko : Uncle asked me again, “Noko äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
still.
Then my Uncle & my Uncle’s Wife Sophie started moving,
, Sophie was
breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically
& squealing like a
hyena on the bed.
Then my Uncle asked my Aunt Sophie, R u coming? Sophie said, Yes I’m
coming, r u coming too? Uncle Dons answered:- Yes im coming sweety.
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said “plz wait for me, I’m also
coming!” He slaped me again

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I can’t laugh alone 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was ….who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said… “My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour…. alone”.
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
“My lord ..I have a question, ….when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine…..”?
😀😀😀😳
��🙄Court adjourned.

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Did he ever tell you that when you send
him nudes he forward them to us(friends)
to admire?

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A guy impregnated three girls in his area,
he begged two of them to abort, which, they did.
Right now, the third girl just gave birth to triplet..
Are we not serving a living God

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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day

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Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place.
Some ladies deserve to be alone..!

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Comment with a couple of things Africans do!!
*Me: Convert Coke bottle drinks to Water Bottle drinks
*Calling every toothpaste Colgate
*Washing Toilet papers so tht we can use them again.
💖💖💖
Add Yours

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Love isn’t always perfect. It isn’t a fairytale or a storybook. And it doesn’t always come easy. Love is overcoming obstacles, facing challenges, fighting to be together, holding on & never letting go.
💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤
It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, & impossible to live without. Love is work, but most of all, Love is realizing that every hour, every minute, & every second was worth it because you did it together.

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Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”

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