Dear sis Dolly,
I’m married for 17 years now. Every time my wife and I
have a misunderstanding she demands transport money
for her 3 brothers who stay in Pretoria to come and
beat me up here in Durban .
After they have beaten me, I must still give them
transport money back to Pretoria.
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Siya.
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Sis Dolly:
“Dear Siya, I completely sympathize with you. I suggest
you and your wife just move to Pretoria to save costs..
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Those Girls who are afraid of killing a Cockroach
but have the heart to abort a baby.
Satan is waiting to rape you my sisters.
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Never let your past experiences
harm your future.
Your past can’t be altered and
your future doesn’t deserve the punishment.
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When You Are Happy You Enjoy Music 💃
When You Are In Trouble You Understand The Lyrics
🙇
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Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher
Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer
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A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness
and tears are mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts
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Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. In the word scent, is “S” silent or “C”?
3. If humans evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
4. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
6. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be…congress?
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!
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Get someone who thinks your gorgeous
even when you look like a sack of potatoes.
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Why are girls from rich families
shaped like boiled eggs?
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If Animal Have Facebook.
These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.
Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”
Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”
Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”
Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”
Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“
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Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
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TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THE FOLLOWING;
1. Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the situation including uncles.
2. Avoid Getting dressed/undress in front of your child, once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.
3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’, reprove it immediately.
4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.
5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.
7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values regarding SEX. If you don’t, the society will teach them the wrong values.
8. It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often.
10. Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).
11. Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).
12. Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
13. Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it.
Take up the case and show them you can defend them.
Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be.
and remember “THE PAIN LASTS A LIFETIME”
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The Only Advice I’m Getting From My Friends These Days is 👇
“Dude You Need To Find A Girlfriend”
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Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad?
Son:Both
Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris ,where will you go.
Son: Paris.
Dad: Dat means you like your mum more? Son:No ,that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Son: America.
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Son: ‘cos l’ve been to Paris before. Dad: (angry) when did you go to Paris ? Son : in the first question you asked.
One word for the boy?
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ARRivE aS a kiNG.
LEavE aS a LeGeNd.
Be Remembered aS a GREATEST
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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