Santa went to court..
JUDGE:Order..Order..!!
Santa:1 pizza,2 Dosa, 3 ldli and 1 cold drinks!!
JUDGE: Shut up!!
Santa:NO..NO..It is 7 up!!!!
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You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming
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bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn.
Me: so are your eyebrows.
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Stop wasting your time on some people. Stop accepting your love to be taken for granted. Stop accepting to be taken as an option. Stop accepting to be a mistress. Stop accepting to be cheated and played games all the time. And stop accepting your heart and body to become someone’s toy.💟
💙💚💛💜❤
➡💟If you have given someone enough time to prove their love and seriousness to you or to make changes but in vain, then be strong enough to let them go. There is no time to waste in babysitting a grown up adult when you aren’t gaining anything yet you are aging.
❤💜💛💚💙
➡💟You need to be wise enough and observe the red flags⛔ in time and make moves. You shouldn’t be stuck in a wrong relationship as if you were locked there or you aren’t lovable by other people. You are so precious and lovable enough to be given half love.
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Im glad and honoured to still breath.
Thanx to my Reemder The Creator
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You can’t drink wine if you don’t know English coz every sip you must say ‘ as I was saying’
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If you can love the wrong person that much,
Imagine how much you can love the right one
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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name,
your fame, your personality and your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂
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When they can’t afford Makeup Anymore they Upload a Pic
with the Caption *My sick face*
Girls why giving yourselves Pressure..
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Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So whats your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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She made me choose between
Alcohol and her Sometimes I miss her yaz
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Ask your girlfriend to come and visit you she will demand for transport money, but let someone tell her that you are with another girl… My brother she can even hire a private jet
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Nobody cheat like a guy who always say
“The problem is that you don’t trust me”
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SHE POSTED
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“What can I do for your wall?🤔
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I WAS LIKE:
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” Buy cement, bricks and paint.. Then rebuild it and paint it 🙂”
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Guess what…..
I was blocked 
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You can’t change what has already happened,
So don’t waste your time
thinking about it.
Move on, Let Go, And Get Over It. “
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Nowadays
Father 👨 2000
Mother 👩2001
Child 👶 2018
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