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Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!

Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!

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To everyone going through any struggle or pain right now,
keep your head up, and keep on smiling,
you’ll get through it

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You are not hungry. You are bored.
Drink some water and learn the difference.

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a dirty joke
a white horse fell in the mud
a clean Joke
it took a bath
joke

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The 8 lies of girls
-I am a virgin.
-I don’t eat to much.
-I have never had an abortion.
-I don’t like too much sex.
-I don’t have a boyfriend.
-I am in bad period.
-He is only my friend.
-I don’t go out at night.

The 6 lies of boys
-I love you.
-You are my only girlfriend.
-I can die for you.
-Among all the other girls you are the best.
-Don’t worry i will make you to feel at ease.
-If you are pregnant i will take care of everything.
send this to all the liars like you and please don’t send it to me cox I received it by mistake

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“I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they’re not around.”

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I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU

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If you’re reading this you’re the second most beautiful person in the world, first is me

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Remember back when you were a kid and you
thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin
wasn’t serious about life? Look at you now!😭😭😂

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Love is like the sun coming out from the
clouds and warming your soul.

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You are the only Notification
that matters

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During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

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Keep standing, keep believing and keep hoping because God has a bright future in store for you!
Hope and Trust God

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They have✌2 colors lord..🙏
Your girls have✌2 colors..🙏
Their faces are yellow and their bodies are black oh Lord!

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– That Hurtful Moment ,
After You’ve Finished Watching A Series Or A Movie
Then Now You Have To Go Back To Your Miserable Life

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*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are single*😂😂😂😂

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