You see those girls who are ever online, they
are there begging data , airtime & money
from different guys…
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Sometimes it’s very hard to move on
but once you move on,
you’ll realize it was the best decision you’ve ever made.
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I Swear This Is Just Not My Year
Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .
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Only black parents will :
1. Beat you for going a long time without being beaten
2. Crying after being beaten
3.Not crying after being beaten
4.Looking at visitors while they eat.
5. Sleeping while visitors are already woke up
6.Fighting with your peers & losing
7.Fighting with your peers & winning
8.Walking aimlessly where the visitors are seated
9.Talking back when asked a question
10. Not talking back when asked a question
Black parents have some cruel & unusual punishment techniques
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Husband borrowed $250 from wife.
After a few days he again borrowed $250
Seeing some money in husband’s wallet, she asked husband to return the money
When asked how much, wife said that he owes her $4100.
On request of the breakdown, below is working given by wife💁🏻.
1). $2 5 0
2). $2 5 0
*Total $4 10 0*
Husband is still finding the school where she learned Maths.
🙄🤔🥴😷🤗🤭
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God never fail the abandoned one.
Only praise God till dawn
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I will never watch a Nigerian movie again
how can a ghost wear a face mask?
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He asked her:
If he ever crossed her mind?
She replied with:
“You Never Left It”
She asked him:
If he still loved her?
He replied with:
“I never stopped”
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Ladies, funny Guys are dangerous.
They make you laugh and laugh and laugh…
Then Boom! You’re naked
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Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”
as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation
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The story behind “ladies first”:
Long ago, a man ‘n woman were madly in love.They wanted to get married but their parents didn’t approve.So they decided to kill themselves.They thought the best way to do it was to leap off a cliff…The man couldn’t bare to see his sweetheart fall before him.. so he convinced her he would go first, and he jumped..
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But that bitch never did..
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“Good conscience is sometimes sold for money, but never bought with it.”
– James H. Aughey
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍟🍞☕
~•~
1⃣This is your life. You are responsible for it. You will not live forever. Don’t waste it..☝💚
🔹🔸🔹
2⃣Do more of what makes you happy..♥
🔸🔹🔸
3⃣Be careful who you trust. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most..
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
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Dear: Love ones 😍
One day , all of us will get separated from each other.😭
We Will Miss Our Conversation of everything and nothing and the dreams we had. Days , Months and years will pass until this contact becomes rare.😥
One day , our children will see our pictures and ask:”Who are these people?” And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say :”it was them that I had the best Time of my life ‘
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Girls Are Never Wrong
Just Sometimes Confused,
Rude,
Stubborn,
Senseless Emotional,
Unchangeable,
Crazy,
Stupid N Even Mad.
But Never Wrong.
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