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Have You Given God Praise??
It is not by mighty nor by power but by the Spirit of God.
God has allowed us to see the light of a new day, not because we deserve but because he loves us.
Many people have breathed their last breath last night and their bodies are waiting to be buried, some have been robbed of their health and have resulted in being hospitalized.
Do u still need anymore reason to exalt and praise God this morning? ??
Join me in this prayer of praise
Father in the name of Jesus,
I want to thank you for allowing me to see the light of a new day. Thank you for loving me and please forgive me of all my sins.
Invite you upon my life today and may your Spirit live in me today, helping me to read your word and stay connected in prayer.
Glory be to you forever in Jesus’ name I pray.
If you believe and have prayed with me just say AMEN

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I really can’t imagine someone having a crush on me. I can’t imagine someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can’t imagine someone getting butterflies in his stomach when i say or even just smiled at them. I can’t imagine someone smiling at their cellphone when we’re talking cause i mean.. why would they do that? They’re just wasting time. I’m just me. Nothing extraordinary. Ain’t special.

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I need to Quit Drinking beer .
The problem is people will say I quit bcoz it’s January.
So I will quit in August.

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Dating a Venda guy should be included on a CV it’s an experience

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Never put Temporary people in the Permanent place of your Life, and don’t be afraid of Removing the Wrong People from the Right Place of your Life. If it’s your Life then it’s your Right. Be Bold to take any Decision concerning your Life. If they call it Pride, tell them it’s Class. No matter the Economy of the Jungle, Lions will never eat Grass. Even if Education is Free, a Rat will never go to the same School with a Cat. You cannot go anywhere with Negative people. Negative people are like Cars without Fuel and Engines. You can only sit in them, but they will NEVER take you anywhere. You can’t Change what you see until you Learn from what you see. Be careful who you Open up to. Only a few people Care. The rest just Want to have Something to Gossip about. Some people come into your Life like a Dark Storming Night. When the Storm is Over and the Sun Rises it Becomes a Beautiful Day. Make Beautiful Days in your Life by Removing the “Storms” in your Life.
May the lord guide you in every decision you make

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WHICH OF THIS SENTENCE DO YOU LIKE
HEARIN IN SECONDARY SCHOOL ABOUT YOUR
MATHS TEACHER.
1.Maths Teacher Is Not In School
2.Maths Teacher Will Not Be Coming To
School Throughout This Week.
3.Math Teacher Is Sick
4.Maths Teacher Is Dead.
5.Maths Teacher Has Been Fired.

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To all those Girls I ignored when I was In a relationship I would like to apologise
😭😭😭
I’m sorry the devil was using me!

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After she takes off her wig and you are sitting there n be like:🤔
“No way!!…this person is a Man👩🏻‍🦲

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You just recharged with R5 airtime
and still dialed
*100# to confirm if your airtime is
there
…South African and trust issues

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Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

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{If you’re a 35+ Man}
It’s time to leave these young girls alone..
Get a woman who understands the signs of stroke and diabetes..!

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Everytime my phone vibrates
i wish it’s because of you…

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A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book.

He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk To Her.

Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?”

Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.“

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If God is a ​Police Officer
How many times would you have been ​fined​ or arrested
for parking your life wrongly? Over loading with Lusts and Pleasures of the world? Not carrying the Fire Extinguisher always (Bible)? Over Speeding (Going Ahead of God’s Plans)? Driving without a License (Holy Spirit)? Not observing Traffic Lights (commandments)? And forgetting to put on your Safety Belt (Prayer)? Think about it…. SPREAD THE GOSPEL

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That happy moment
when your friend returns your money
after you have almost forgot about it..

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