Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us

Most gals don’t wanna be in a relationship these days,
they just want to be in the front seat of a Car,
Seatbelt on and Take selfies

April 1 is named FOOL’S DAY, after Clive
April. He was born on 1st April 1579 . He
did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost
all his father’s assets and so everyone
started calling him father of the fools.
At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman
who divorced him after a year because of
his foolishness.
He used to read all kinds of fake stories like
you are doing now.

I’m not mad that my girl cheated on me. I hate the fact that she said that guy was her uncle, I used to call that nigga “malome” when we were in his car

Who is more stupid?
1. A Ugandan man who waves at
A
newscaster while watchin tv,
2. A Nigerian nurse who wakes
up a
sleepin patient to give him sleepin
pills bcos she 4got to give him
3. A Kenyan man who goes to a
bank with a spanner to open an
account,
4. A Southafrican man who puts a
radio in a freezer to listen to cool
music,
5. A Tanzanian man who lowers
de
volume of a radio to read a text
message,
6. A Zimbabwe man who puts
perfume on his body to snap a
picture.