A white lady and a black guy were having a drink at a bar.
Later that night the lady whispered to the guy “let’s go to my place”.
At the woman’s place they started kissing and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice, ” tie me on the bed and do what you black guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away with TV, money, laptop and fridge
Africa got talent! !!!
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Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm
but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake.
She’s still not talking to me.
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*After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. “Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS*
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Don’t get it twisted…
Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat.
They just don’t know your budget.
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To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.
The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings introspection to everyone who reads it, you may want to share it with others. Its not copyright protected
Hold on tight to the ones you love!
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We the National Association of Husbands
And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce
our annual 3 days strike which will commence
on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB.
Please note; our cellphones will not
be working during the strike & our
relationship commitments will commence
on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any
inconvenience to our wives & girlfrends
who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.
So, wats yo response? Is it:
(a) Viva NAHAB viva!!!! or
(b)
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When your friend tells you how good their bae is in bed
and you accidentally say:
“I Know”..!!
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Crush:I love the weather today
Me:I love you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This “Ha ha ha” reaction imoji does not have teeth.
I think its from Capetown.
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Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want.
It is the belief that God will do what is right.
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Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!
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You may have ten car’s but you can only go out with one.
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Students can be given an ASSIGNMENT on March 6 And
its Due on April 23 they will do it on the 22 Of April..
Its me I’m students
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Her: You’re So Quite
.
Me: Nobody Plans A Murder Out Loud 🙂
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While you are young just try to live each moment like it is your last day
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Last night a 17 year old boy walked into a bar and ordered 6 packs of hunters. After drinking he got up to leave, but he was stopped by the waiter. Excuse me you’ve not paid the bill. The boy picked up the bottle and read: “not for sale to persons under 18” call the police.
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