Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child

Whites: tooth spoon
Blacks : tiss spoon
Black People mara, I give up on you guys

Bcoz there was no water in our flat today,a lady next door asked me to help her carry her 2×25 litre container of water up to 4th floor. She was like, “Thanks a lot, just put them down there by the door, my boyfriend is inside he doesn’t want guys company so he will wake up and take them inside”.*
*Once she went inside I carried them back downstairs.
I don’t tolerate Nonsense!!!!*

We are just a sad generation with happy pictures😭

Speak up young people!!!

Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*

Don’t be shy. Text him again,
he probably just forgot that he’s in love with you.

Last night i had a dream eating delicous Steak.
When i woke up this morning,
i had a tail of a rat in my Mouth
i don’t know what happened guys

Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You”

Girl: “Its Impossible.”

Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Say Abra Ka Dabra”

Girl Hanste Hue: “Abra Ka Dabra.”

Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.”

Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.”

Boy: “Say Love.”

Girl: “Love.”

Boy: “What 2+2”

Girl: “4”

Boy: “How Old Are You?”

Girl: “18”

Boy: “Haha!! I Told You I Could Make You Say 18.”

Girl: “No, You Said You Could Make Me Say I Love You.”

Boy: “Yes, I Did It.“

Just called out my younger sister to come and
turn up the volume for me and she came😀
I feel so grown up

In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is