Practising your signature over and over again
just in case you become famous.
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If someone enters the bathroom and finds you taking a bath…what’s the fist thing you gonna hide?
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Me: hide the soap
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If a man really wants you, you don’t have to ask for an effort. He’ll make time, he’ll call you, he’ll text you. Trust me, no man is busy for the woman he really wants.
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“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too
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Nxa This Morning My Girlfriend Was So Sick So That I Had To Carry Her To The Kitchen To Make A Breakfast For Me…
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Get well soon my love..
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Ladies•••
Sometimes you must call him with a wrong name
to show him that you have options
You will thank me later or not
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Happiness Is Switching Off The Bathroom Light
While There’s Someone Inside!!!
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All relationships have problems.
It just depends if you two are strong enough to get through them together.
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A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. Phiri, I am going
hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I
want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients. Yes, sir! answers phiri.
The doctor
goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, phiri, how was your day? Phiri told
him that he took care of three patients.The first one
had a headache so I gave him Panadol. Bravo, and
the second one? asks the doctor. The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.
says phiri Bravo, bravo! Youre good at this and
what about the third one? asks the doctor.
Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she
undressed herself,and lied down on the table. She
spread her legs and shouted: HELP ME! For five
years I have not seen any man!
Lord Jesus! Phiri, what did you do? asks the
doctor.
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PHIRI: I put eye-drops in her eyes, I think by now she’s able to see a man
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I don’t see any reason of eating with a Fork & Knife🍴
The animal is already dead, so weapons are useless..!
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This isn’t a game but you played my feelings pretty well.
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The Only way to deep happiness is to do something you love to the best of your ability.
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Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.
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Believe me, you are the one,Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.
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sometimes you have to push people away to see if they’ll come running back,
if they don’t, they were never worth it xx
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You dont have to talk about how great you are-
let your actions do the talking.
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