My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed
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My dear beloved brothers and sisters life is a freely gift given contract that needs to be lived to its full as purposed by God so make sure you do the right thing that will leave a good mark to the peoples life.We don’t do as long and pass,we do right thing as we live real life not a fake one because no one fake your life and become real. No other than yourself who can play your role in this universe they may imitate you but they will not match you perfectly as you do so be careful you are unique.
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I don’t know why ladies wasting their
money on hair style ,nails ,make up
.Because guys only look at the booty.
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To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed.
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Just imagine telling your kids you met their mother
on Facebook Free mode
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To have a big tummy doesn’t mean that
you are enjoying life.
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Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”
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Imagine being a joke to people because of
what your partner does behind your back..
Stay Strong My Child!
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Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important
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Smile & be happy and let that happiness
spread everywhere you go.
Life is beautiful.
Good Morning
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Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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I was out getting a walk last night when a policeman stopped me and said, “I want you to go straight home.” “I can’t.” I said. “Why not?” Ha asked. “Because I live round the corner.” 😼
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Lastnight I prayed hard and
asked God to remove all the fake things in my life
Boom next morning I can’t find my shoes
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone
who will take the bus with you
when the limo breaks down.
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If she tells you “I love you from the bottom of my heart”,
My brother ask her who is at the top.
We can’t be wasting our resources
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