She waits till you say Hi! So that she can say Hi! too . She waits till you say i love you so that she can say i love you too .🙄
Everything she says after you’ve said .My Brother if you are not dating an ECHO then its a parrot …

My GF asked me today For my facebook password, . . .
We laughed and laughed and laughed… . .
Now Im single.

*I’m still keeping my Ex pictures.
I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival 😂😂😂

If I could go back to the day I met you,
l could’ve stayed at home and cook rice one by one

A love bite from a Xhosa girl it feels like
you have been bitten by a Black Mamba…
Iyooo wena very painful..

Dear friends…
Please wish me luck for tomorrow’s Comrades Marathon!
Last year, I quit at 55km, after 4 and a half hours.

This year… I want to watch the whole thing…

Most relationships are psychological:
One partner is ‘Psycho’ and the Other one is ‘Logical’…💑
~•~
Be honest which one are you? 💁

When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.

decided to burn lots of calories
today so I set a fat kid on fire..

Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,”I’m another year older,” but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, “Happy birthday, dear. ” All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn’t say one word. So I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, “Oh well,she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and they will sing ‘Happy Birthday’ and have a nice gift for me. ” There I sat, enjoying my coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen,yelling, “Give me a slice of toast! I’m late! Where is my coat? I’m going to miss the bus! ” Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office. When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile and a cheerful “Happy birthday, boss. ” She then asked if she could get me some coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better. Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, “Since it’s your birthday, why don’t we have lunch together? ” Thinking it would make me feel better, I said, “That’s a good idea. ” So we locked up the office, and since it was my birthday, I said, “Why don’t we drive out of town and have lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place? ” So we drove out of town and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and an ice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, “Why don’t we go to my place, and I will fix you another martini. ” It sounded like a good idea, since we didn’t have much to do in the office. So we went to her apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, “If you will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable,” and she left the room. In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with nothing on but my socks.”

An idiot found a iPhone on the floor, He give it to a police officer, however, the officer thought it was a prank and didn’t receive it. Then this idiot kept the iPhone and start using it., Then a funny scene happened: the idiot keep tapping on …. ……See More