During an Interview..
Interviewer : Your CV says that you went to University of Cape Town.
Mbali : Yes i went to visit my Boyfriend.
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MAYBE YOU WONDER SEEING A LOT OF BREAK UPS💗]
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[1]. I think expectations kill a lot of relationships.
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[2]. True love comes with no check list, but Too often people compare what they have to movies and their friends’ relationships.
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[3]. Taking silly advice like, “If he doesn’t hold your hair back when you throw up, its not real or if she doesn’t call you when she’s drunk out with her friends, then it ain’t real.”
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[4]. But love is spontaneous. You argue viciously but at the end of the day you don’t want to see anyone elses’ face but theirs.
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[5]. It’s not about waiting for your prince charming, but going out to find your own happy ending.
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[6]. It’s not about the material things you desire most, because you could have a complete checklist and still feel like something’s not right.
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[7]. It’s not supposed to be perfect to everyone else, it’s supposed to be right just for you.!! Now, Throw away that checklist, and love your spouse the way they are.
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LADY’S TELL ME!!!
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Break up – U Crying
Menstruation – U Crying
Child birth – U Crying
Engagement- U Crying
Wedding – U Crying
Sex – U Crying
Drunk – U Crying
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What’s So Special About You??
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Husband having an affair with Sophie.Sophie lived next door.Friday morng husband lied to his wife that he’s going to Durban for seminar.He packs his laptop and bags and tell his wife she won’t find him wen she comes back from work,and slips next door to Sophie’s house.Saturday morng he woke up smiling after a lovely night with Sophie.Wearing Sophie’s gown,he goes to the bathroom to his surprise thru the window he sees another man walking around his house wearing his gown,the one he left at home.He shouts thru the window,”Hey wena! What are u doing in my house?”The man shouts back:Futsek”Who are u?The father of dis house is in Durban”Husband replies,”I will beat u once l return from Durban”.
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There are always ’emotions’ hidden behind
“I don’t care”.
And ‘pain’ behind
“it’s okay” .
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Did you know that headsets🎧 don’t sound🎵good in a Taxi when you haven’t received your change?
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God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China 😎
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My Brother, if she insists she will eat pizza or chocolate today, tell her to go read Numbers 9:11. The scripture is specific on the food to be taken on 14 February.
Num 9:11 In the second month on the fourteenth day in the evening they shall keep it; they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.
You get it? For today the laws of Moses will work
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If someone didn’t attend your funeral,
would you attend theirs?
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 😒😠😡
Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?
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I am the one that said “Goodbye”,
It’s over but I’m the one crying.
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In life we meets with many people those who realy loves us
and others who just wants to play with our feelings
The problem is that ̈its hard to know who loves us
and who is the hypoctrite
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Please buy your fruit and vegetables from street vendors it’s hot and they loose their capital for unsold stuff it’s perishables.
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They’re not my friends.
They are my second family.
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She waits till you say Hi! so that she can say Hi! too. She waits till you say I love you so that she can say I love you too.
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Everything she says after you’ve said.
My brother if you are not dating an ECHO then it’s a parrot🦜
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